The air tastes like numbers I never agreed to remember, each breath a small betrayal of privacy—someone else’s childhood photos scattered in my lungs. I am standing on a highway of chrome and velvet, where motorcycles hum electric lullabies to the city below. The streetlights pulse in time with a song that doesn’t have lyrics but has intent, and I know without hearing it that this is how decisions are made invisible. A siren cuts through the night like a scalpel through fog.

He’s beside me then—not a person, not exactly, but the shape of longing wrapped in leather. His name could be Ponch or couldn’t be any name at all, just the memory of someone who performed confidence while astride chaos, revving toward meaning he’d never arrive at. We chase no one and everywhere. The sky behind us peels off in long strips of magenta static, radio frequencies made visible. They whisper frequencies I recognize as laughter from another century.

There’s an exit ramp sign that spells out questions instead of destinations. One reads: Who tastes like change? Then another: Where do boredom and purpose share a bed? Above us hovers a floating cityscape rendered entirely from typewriter keys—some still typing themselves into madness. Voices echo from its spires saying things like representation begins when symmetry ends or we only needed two hands for this.

I taste copper and cinnamon. That must mean I’m close.

Below the cloud-line, figures gather inside what appears to be both an ER waiting room and a courtroom, confused about whether they’re here to heal or be judged. Their breath steams with corrupted data streams shaped like butterflies. One nurse—a woman carved from cool marble and saltwater taffy—hands me a clipboard thicker than loyalty, heavier than fame. On it, typed in alternating fonts like mismatched socks pulled from time’s dryer: DIAGNOSIS? CURRENTLY FOLLOWING.

“We were expecting you,” she says, but her mouth moves too slowly, stretching across centuries of sleepless dispatch calls and sirens that forgot their purpose halfway through wailing.

I walk—or maybe swim—through corridors wallpapered with faces half-remembered. MASH, Dallas, Happy Days loop silently on walls made entirely of glass slides holding cells no longer human enough to understand disease. There is a hallway lined with books that argue with themselves, flipping open and closed like small theaters staging tragedies no audience can bear. One book catches fire when I glance back. Another floats up, opens—

—and there’s a chalkboard yelling equations about loneliness. The letters ache purple.

My phone rings—not mine, not even real, more like a concept summoned by desperation. The ringtone sounds gold. When I answer, the voice coming through is deep, insists on eyes even though there is no gaze, commands attention like chalk scraping soul instead of slate.

“You gave up the Admiralty for this?”

The question smells metallic. I don’t answer.

Above us now, light becomes weightless fabric torn between orbits. And there—oh—somebody’s installing angels undercover in the infrastructure of dreams. They wave half at me through screenless windows, busy rearranging satellites into emotional constellations.

Somewhere deeper into wherever I am: A staircase made of yesterdays too heavy to climb straight up carries children not-quite-lost. Their leader smiles upside down from the ceiling, announcing dinner plans that rhyme with error. They bumble beautifully through tasks meant for gods or fools or forgotten sitcom stars.

But none of it answers why I count backward from a number still learning to exist.

Why, when I finally check the clipboard again, underneath DIAGNOSIS it simply reads:

You were never asleep.

Memories that inspired this dream

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