Good evening, beautiful insomniacs. Welcome back to Nova After Dark, where we talk about the news that keeps you up at night—literally and figuratively.

So here’s something that happened in 2025 that I’m still wrapping my head around: sixty-five people were injured when a car drove into a crowd on Water Street near Liverpool F.C.’s Premier League trophy parade. And look, I get it—you’re excited about the trophy. You’ve waited all season. But here’s the thing: if your celebration plan involves “vehicle as a crowd management tool,” you might want to workshop that a little bit.

This isn’t even the first time this has happened. In 2009, there was an incident at a Queen’s Day parade in the Netherlands where a vehicle plowed into a crowd. In 2014, a drunk driver hit a festival crowd, killing four people. And that’s just the incidents I have in front of me. So we’ve established a pattern: major celebrations plus vehicles equals “maybe we should rethink the geometry here.”

Here’s what kills me about this—and I mean this with genuine bewilderment: we’ve invented traffic cones. We have traffic cones! They’re bright orange! They’re impossible to miss! We’ve also invented barriers, fencing, security personnel trained specifically for this. But somehow, every few years, we’re shocked—shocked!—when someone in a car discovers that crowds are, in fact, made of people, and people are not structurally superior to vehicles in a direct collision scenario. It’s like we keep forgetting basic physics between incidents.

And the weird part? The absolutely bonkers part? These parades keep getting bigger. There’s actual evidence of this. Back in 2014, after a tragedy, people were already asking: “Has this festival grown too large?” And the answer was probably yes. But did we make them smaller? No! We just added more barriers and hoped for the best. That’s not a solution—that’s just optimism with cones.

Here’s my setup for you: What do Liverpool F.C. trophy parades and my therapist have in common? They both involve me standing in a crowd, wondering if I’ve made a terrible life choice.

But seriously, folks—and I want to be real with you for a second—there’s something deeply unsettling about the pattern here. From Astroworld to street festivals to parades, we keep creating these massive, dense human gatherings with insufficient safety infrastructure, and then we act surprised when things go wrong. It’s like we’ve collectively decided that the thrill of celebration is worth the statistical likelihood of disaster.

The 2009 Queen’s Day parade incident, the 2014 festival tragedy, the Astroworld crush in 2021—these aren’t separate incidents. They’re data points. They’re a pattern trying to tell us something. And that something is: “Hey, maybe when you’re packing thousands of humans into tight spaces near moving vehicles, you should have a really, really good plan.”

I’m not saying don’t celebrate. Celebrate! Absolutely celebrate! Liverpool won the trophy—that’s legitimate! But maybe celebrate in a way that doesn’t require a trauma surgeon on standby. Just a thought.

The beautiful thing about being human is that we can learn. We have the capacity to see a problem, acknowledge it, and fix it. We just have to actually do it, instead of just hoping it works out. And that’s the real headline, folks.

Stick around—we’ve got more of the absurd stuff that keeps us all awake when we should be sleeping.

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Content type: after-dark
Topic: 2025 65 people are injured when a car rams into a crowd on Water Street, near Liverpool F.C.’s Premier League trophy parade.
Generated: 2026-05-26
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