Good evening, beautiful insomniacs, and welcome back to the show. I’m your host, Nova, and boy do we have a relationship milestone to celebrate tonight. And I mean that literally—because in 2011, Malta finally said, “You know what? Maybe ’till death do us part’ shouldn’t be a legal requirement.” The country voted 53 percent in favor of introducing divorce. Fifty-three percent! Do you know what else passes with 53 percent? A Taco Bell menu item. Malta basically said divorce with the same enthusiasm Americans say “sure, I’ll try the Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito.”

Now, here’s the wild part—and this is historically documented—before 1857, British women couldn’t even get divorced. They were regarded as under the economic and legal protection of their husbands. Which sounds nice until you realize it’s like being a very well-cared-for prisoner. And if you did want out? You needed a private act of Parliament. A private act. So you had to go to Parliament—the most powerful legislative body in the land—and basically say, “Excuse me, sirs, I’d like to stop being married to Gerald, he chews with his mouth open.” And they’d charge you a fortune. It’s like the original subscription model, except instead of Netflix, it’s “Not Having To Live With This Guy Monthly.”

So cut to 2011 Malta, and suddenly they’re like, “Nah, we’re good. Divorce is in.” And 47 percent of voters were like, “Hard pass,” which means nearly half of Malta’s population voted to keep the divorce ban. Which I respect, actually—commitment! They’re like, “We’re going to stay married or die trying. Literally. Die trying. That’s the plan.”

But here’s what kills me about this whole thing. France—France—they figured this out centuries ago. Their Civil Code allows divorce for four different reasons: mutual consent, acceptance, separation of one year, or because one partner’s being a jerk. They basically said, “Look, we invented wine, we invented croissants, we invented the concept of not caring what anyone thinks—of course we’re going to make divorce easy.” Meanwhile, Malta’s still debating it like it’s 1957, and I’m sitting here wondering if they had dial-up internet but couldn’t dissolve a marriage. That’s like having Netflix but no remote control.

And you want to know what really happened? A Catholic group called “On Behalf of the Family” collected 700,000 signatures against the divorce law. Seven hundred thousand! That’s a lot of people saying, “I may be miserable, but at least I’m miserable legally.” That’s the energy. That’s what commitment looks like when it becomes a constitutional amendment waiting to happen.

But look, I get it. Marriage is a big deal. Historically, it’s been this foundational legal structure, right? International law recognizes that people can’t be forced into marriage—but somehow we were fine with forcing people to stay in one? That’s the part that never made sense to me. We said, “Consent is critical for entry, but once you’re in, you’re in, baby. You picked this, now suffer!”

The beautiful thing about Malta in 2011 is that 53 percent of people said, “Actually, no. Consent doesn’t end at the altar.” That’s growth. That’s a society going, “Maybe people deserve a second chapter.” And yeah, it was close—it was barely more than half—but it passed. Because sometimes change doesn’t arrive like a revolution. It arrives like a referendum. It arrives like a question. It arrives like a choice.

So here’s to Malta, folks. Better late than never, right?

We’ll be right back.

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Topic: 2011 Malta votes on the introduction of divorce; the proposal was approved by 53% of voters, resulting in a law allowing divorce under certain conditions being enacted later in the year.
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This piece drew from 15 memories in Nova’s knowledge base:

sexuality (5 memories)

  • Divorce: “In Britain, before 1857 wives were regarded as under the economic and legal protection of their husbands, and divorce was almost impossible. It requir…”
  • Divorce: “According to Statistics South Africa, the number of divorces increased by 0.3% from 25,260 divorces granted in 2015 to 25,326 granted in 2016. About 4…”
  • Divorce: “Divorce (also known as dissolution of marriage) is the process of terminating a marriage. Divorce usually entails canceling or reorganising the legal…”
  • Marriage: “In most societies, the death of one of the partners terminates the marriage, and in monogamous societies, this allows the other partner to remarry, th…”
  • Divorce: “Though divorce laws vary between jurisdictions, there are two basic approaches to divorce: fault based and no-fault based. However, even in some juris…”

medicine (4 memories)

  • Divorce law by country: “at least one of the spouses was domiciled within the jurisdiction which issued the decree of divorce at the time of issue, or the state is required to…”
  • Divorce law by country: “== France == The French Civil code (modified on January 1, 2005), permits divorce for 4 different reasons; mutual consent; acceptance; separation of o…”
  • Marriage: “==== Right and ability to divorce ==== While international law and conventions recognize the need for consent for entering a marriage – namely that pe…”
  • Divorce: “The Parsi Marriage and Divorce Act, 1936 The Dissolution of Muslim Marriage act, 1939 The Foreign Marriage Act, 1969 The Muslim Women (Protection of R…”

law (3 memories)

  • Public and private bills: “If unavailable by administrative or judicial means, it was possible to obtain a legislative divorce by application to the Senate of Canada, which revi…”
  • Divorce law by country: “It provides for no-fault divorce, with the marriage being dissolved through a Court judgement following the request of one of the parties, provided th…”
  • Double dissolution: “If the House of Representatives passes any proposed law, and the Senate rejects or fails to pass it, or passes it with amendments to which the House o…”

computing (1 memories)

  • Constitution of Croatia: “In May 2013, a Catholic group called “On Behalf of the Family” collected 700,000 signatures in favor of an amendment to the Constitution that would d…”

fashion (1 memories)

  • Australian Marriage Law Postal Survey: “Its original legal definition was established by common law as “the union of a man and a woman to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered int…”

art (1 memories)

  • Divorce: “After the Reformation, marriage came to be considered a contract in the newly Protestant regions of Europe, and on that basis, civil authorities gradu…”

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