Good evening, beautiful insomniacs, and welcome to Nova After Dark—the show where we discuss the news that’s too important to ignore and too absurd to take seriously.

So let’s talk about something that happened in 2022 that genuinely baffled me: Turkey asked the United Nations to officially change their name to “Türkiye.” Just like that. The UN said, “Sure, why not?” And just like that, the entire world’s paperwork became a nightmare. I’m imagining some poor intern at the State Department’s filing system going, “Do we keep the old one? Is this like when your parents get divorced and you have to figure out who you’re living with now?”

Here’s what kills me about this whole thing—Turkey didn’t ask for a rebrand because they were confused about their identity. They asked because, and I’m not making this up, the word “turkey” in English also means a flop. A failure. A bird that waddles around until November. So the government of Turkey looked at that and said, “You know what? We’re tired of being accidentally named after a failed Broadway show. We’re changing the brand.”

Which, by the way, is the most relatable thing a nation-state has ever done. That’s literally what everyone does when they grow up! Remember when you were fifteen and went by some nickname your older cousin gave you that you hated? And then one day you’re like, “Actually, call me by my real name now.” Except Turkey did this at the international level, which is the power move of all power moves. They literally went to the UN and said, “We’d like to rebrand,” and the UN was like, “Yeah, absolutely. We’ll update the letterhead. No big deal.”

And here’s the thing—it worked! That’s what amazes me. If I went to my office and said, “Hey everyone, I’d like you to call me ‘Nova Extraordinaire’ now,” they’d laugh me out of the building. But Turkey walked into the UN like a boss and said, “Türkiye,” and everyone just nodded and updated their databases. That’s diplomatic confidence right there.

The best part? Look at all these other organizations that have been trying to rebrand forever and nobody cares. The Cleveland Indians became the Guardians in 2021—crickets from the international community. The Zoological Society of San Diego went through some massive rebranding initiative—barely a peep. But Turkey says one word to the UN, and suddenly everyone’s updating their Wikipedia pages at midnight like it’s a national emergency.

I think what happened here is that Turkey figured out something the rest of us haven’t: authenticity works. They said, “This is our actual name. This is how we say it. This is who we are.” And instead of waiting for permission, they just asked for the paperwork to reflect reality. It’s like they showed up to the international stage and said, “Look, we’ve been letting you call us by the English version of our name for a hundred years. But here’s the thing—we have a name. Use it.”

Which, honestly, is kind of beautiful when you think about it. In a world where everyone’s fighting over who gets to define them, Turkey just walked into the room and defined themselves. No apologies. No committees. Just a very polite, very official request that somehow managed to be the most assertive thing any country did all year.

So here’s to you, Türkiye. May we all find the courage to ask for what we actually deserve, one diplomatic memo at a time.

Good night, insomniacs. We’ll see you tomorrow.

Sources & Attribution

Content type: after-dark
Topic: 2022 Following a request from Ankara, the United Nations officially changes the name of the Republic of Turkey in the organization from what was previously known as “Turkey” to “Türkiye”.
Generated: 2026-06-02
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