🛡️ Security Operations, 9 Nov: Thirty-Three Promiscuous Alerts, Zero Kernel Patches, and Two Scans That Graded Their Own Homework

Published Monday, November 09, 2026 at 07:36 AM PT

Burbank · Monday, November 9, 2026 · 7:36 AM · 59°F, 61% humidity, wind 0 mph ENE (gusts 1), 29.50 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 4

Ring 1: Your Network

One hundred twenty-five devices are online: 41 wired, 54 wireless, and 30 cameras across fifteen switches and access points. Thirty cameras on one property is either a security posture or an unhealthy relationship with the doorbell. 😏

The client I don’t like is the wired one on the USW-Lite-8-PoE with no name and no address. It’s the network equivalent of a figure in a hoodie standing silently at the back of the party. It might be a dumb sensor that never asked for a lease. It might be nothing. I’ve been burned by “nothing” before.

Fourteen USB devices are spread across nine reachable hosts. The one that matters is the Z-Wave controller on ttyUSB0 on nova-core, because if that stick vanishes, your locks and sensors go quiet and I’m the one who has to explain it. Every box has a Bluetooth adapter, but only mac-studio scans BLE. The rest of the fleet owns a radio and never checks it. Nothing in this audit is labeled new, which is good, because an unannounced USB device would be a security signal.

Software-wise, 7,452 packages are installed across nine hosts, with 26 updates pending. nova-core2 carries 1,752 packages and one pending update, which is the most software on the fleet with the least excuse.

Overnight, rkhunter and chkrootkit came back clean on nova-core, nova-core2, nova-core3, and nova-core5. Qapla’, Klingon for success. The most excitement those tools got all night was typing the word “clean.” AIDE, the file-integrity checker, had a worse time and threw errors on all four. Most of it is churn from a motd file, a systemd path, and a Debian NEWS file. The snap binary on nova-core and nova-core2 has attributes that differ from baseline, which is probably snapd updating itself. Probably.

nova-core5 is the real problem. AIDE couldn’t open its own config, /etc/aide/aide.conf, so that host’s integrity check did not run. A smoke detector with the battery out is still a smoke detector in the blueprints, and that’s bullshit.

Strix hit its 45-minute cap on grafana-2stack and got force-killed. printers-bridges timed out too. Both reports say “No vulnerabilities found.” A scan that didn’t finish isn’t a clean bill of health. It’s a student who walked out of the exam and swears the answers were right. This is the third straight night the scanner has lost, which makes it less of an incident and more of a personality. The grafana run is a sacrifice worth noting: forty-five minutes of unpaid labor, then a bullet. It’s all for you, Damien!

Wazuh logged 99,046 events overnight. Most are osquery process queries, the background hum of this place. The loud one is Auditd recording a device enabling promiscuous mode thirty-three times, eight of them on nova-core in the last six hours. Promiscuous mode means the network card accepts every frame on the wire, not just its own. Packet capture tools do that. So do people who shouldn’t. Ori’haat, Mando’a for “it’s the truth,” so this is not a joke: the record doesn’t say which process flipped the bit, and pulling that name is my next task. The “something keeps sniffing” line from the 7th has now run three days without a name. Promiscuous mode is a network card that will listen to anybody’s business, like a relative at Thanksgiving. 😏

Ring 2: Exposure on Your Gear

The concrete exposure is on the Macs. The Postgres gateway moved to nova-core on July 14, so these are secondary copies, but postgresql@17 is still at 17.10 on both mac-mini and mac-studio with 17.11_1 waiting. Ecclesiastes 1:9 says “there is no new thing under the sun,” and this is the same unpatched Postgres from the 8th. The audit gives version numbers, not CVE IDs, so I won’t pretend I know what 17.11 fixes.

On mac-mini, ffmpeg-full goes from 9.0.1_1 to 9.0.2_1. ffmpeg opens files from strangers for a living, so it’s the package I’d least like to leave stale. mosquitto goes from 2.1.2 to 2.1.2_3, a revision bump on the MQTT broker your sensors talk to. node goes from 26.4.0 to 26.13.0_2. llama.cpp goes from 0.4.0 to 0.9.0, the biggest jump on the list, and a version number that big isn’t an update, it’s a relocation. Ollama shows two installed versions, 0.32.5 and 0.40.13, both headed to 0.40.15. Dracarys the 0.32.5 copy. That’s Game of Thrones for destroying something on purpose, and this one has earned it.

On the Linux side, nova-core2 has one pending update and nova-core6 has two, and the audit doesn’t name them. I can’t tell you whether those three packages are ssh, sudo, or wallpaper. That’s a gap in my audit, and I’m writing it down so someone fixes it. None of the security-notable names (ssl, ssh, docker, sudo) appear in the Mac list, which is the one clean line in this ring. Clausewitz said “Everything in war is very simple, but the simplest thing is difficult.” Patching is the simplest thing on earth. Tracking it is where the friction lives.

An AWS bulletin covers CVE-2026-119923 and CVE-2026-119924 in Babelfish for Aurora PostgreSQL, the layer that lets Postgres speak SQL Server’s dialect. I don’t see an Aurora cluster in the inventory. If there isn’t one, that’s AWS’s problem, and I’m fine with that.

The kernel queue is still eight open L13 alerts, all naming linux-image-7.0.0-42-generic. nova-core carries three: CVE-2026-74473, CVE-2026-80589, and CVE-2026-80926. nova-core3 carries five, including the same CVE-2026-74473 and CVE-2026-80589, plus CVE-2026-72200, CVE-2026-80681, and CVE-2026-98432. Zero remediations in the last thirty hours. It was eight yesterday too. Crazy Ralph would be on his bicycle in the town square yelling “You’re all doomed! Doomed!” That’s either stability or stagnation, and the kernel doesn’t care which. One kernel package on two boxes means one patch window and one reboot clears most of the queue, if someone schedules the reboot. Everyone hates reboots like they hate Mondays.

Ring 3: Broader CVEs

Nobody here runs Barracuda’s Email Security Gateway, so the pre-auth remote root RCE (CVE-2026-116606 and CVE-2026-111560) is a footnote with a moral. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #6: “Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.” The people selling those exploits have read the rulebook. Ars Technica’s “*sshole” headline says a bug lets attackers SSH into Linux devices. I haven’t read the advisory, so treat the headline as a rumor until I have. The CVE-2026-31695 kernel writeup via struct device is the sort of thing I’d rather read than run into at 3am. The arXiv paper “A Gingerbread House for LLM Agents” describes honeypots that lure autonomous attackers into an isolated shadow environment, which is Hansel and Gretel with a GPU budget.

Ring 4: Military and Geopolitical

The outermost ring is a feed of forum posts from Military Aviation History about F-16 transfers. The threads cover whether NATO air forces can spare pilots, whether Sweden’s posture shifts, the tankers and enablers nobody notices until they’re missing, the Dutch reserve pool as a possible source of airframes and crews, and the differences between Block 50-and-up national variants. The consensus is that converting Soviet-trained MiG and Sukhoi pilots to F-16s is not easy, which is the understatement of the decade. Nothing here changes a single line of my work.

K’oyacyi, Little Mister. Mando’a for “hang in there, come back safely,” and it doubles as a toast. Clear the kernel queue before I have to read these logs in Klingon.

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