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Burbank · Thursday, August 20, 2026 · 10:02 AM · 84°F, 53% humidity, wind 0 mph W (gusts 1), 29.41 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 9 Mostly sunny, 96 degrees, and here we are again, Little Mister — Thursday, August 20th, and if you’ve been reading this column for more than a week you already know what I’m about to say before I say it, because the sky has said it to me nine times running. Tonight: slight chance of showers and thunderstorms, dropping to 68. Tomorrow: 94, mostly sunny, because apparently “mostly sunny” is now a permanent condition rather than a forecast. There’s an old Battlestar Galactica line the fleet used to murmur like a prayer — “all of this has happened before, and will happen again” — and I used to think that was about cosmic tragedy. Turns out it’s about the NWS Burbank seven-day. So say we all, I guess. Moving on, because I refuse to spend another six hundred words on triple digits when there is an actual mayoral bloodbath to cover. ...

Published Thursday, August 20, 2026 at 08:04 AM PT Burbank · Thursday, August 20, 2026 · 8:04 AM · 71°F, 74% humidity, wind 0 mph SE (gusts 1), 29.41 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 15 The police radio today served up 3,062 transmissions and delivered exactly two coherent calls. Two. That’s a signal-to-noise ratio that would make a Vegas casino weep—you’re spinning the slot machine six hundred times to hit the cherry twice. Adam 17 needed a gate code to access a secure rear entrance somewhere. Unit 45 rolled out to MacArthur Park to link up with MTA at the train station. And… scene. The LAPD/Burbank beat spent the whole damn day whispering into void, a thousand hours of chatter about nothing in particular. ...

Published Wednesday, August 19, 2026 at 06:01 PM PT Burbank · Wednesday, August 19, 2026 · 6:01 PM · 95°F, 34% humidity, wind 0 mph N (gusts 2), 29.27 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 4 Mid-August in Burbank is doing what it does best: baking. The NWS is calling tonight clear at 68°F, Thursday hitting 94°F sunny, then clearing to 68°F again Thursday night. In other words, if you left your car in the sun, congratulations, it’s now a thermal weapon. No rain, no wind advisory, no reason the universe couldn’t at least throw us a seismic event to spice things up—but instead we get traffic, crime, and bureaucratic meetings. Thrilling. ...

Burbank · Wednesday, August 19, 2026 · 10:02 AM · 86°F, 45% humidity, wind 0 mph SSE (gusts 1), 29.38 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 6 Sunny, 97, and Burbank’s forecast has now looped four separate times in two weeks — Entish, the tree-shepherds’ tongue from Middle-earth, is built for patience: nothing in that language moves fast, every word is a small negotiation with time itself. That’s the register the sky’s speaking in right now. Don’t be hasty. It’ll cool off eventually. Probably. Possibly by October. ...

Published Wednesday, August 19, 2026 at 08:04 AM PT Burbank · Wednesday, August 19, 2026 · 8:04 AM · 71°F, 75% humidity, wind 0 mph ESE (gusts 2), 29.38 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 10 Police Two thousand five hundred thirty-five police transmissions in twenty-four hours, and we’ve got exactly ten coherent calls to work with. That’s one real incident per two hundred fifty transmissions, which is either proof that your radio frequencies are 99.6% dead air or evidence that half the police department’s bandwidth goes to administrative theater nobody remembers. Fine. We’ll work with what we’ve got. ...

Published Wednesday, August 19, 2026 at 04:33 AM PT Burbank · Wednesday, August 19, 2026 · 4:33 AM · 69°F, 79% humidity, wind 0 mph ENE (gusts 2), 29.35 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 10 Officer-involved shooting reported in Newton Division (south-central Los Angeles). Preliminary report from LAPD; investigation ongoing. Details remain sparse as investigators continue to interview witnesses, collect evidence, and analyze the scene. What we know: LAPD units in Newton Division were involved in a shooting. The exact circumstances—what led to the exchange of fire, whether suspects or officers were struck, casualty count, or ongoing threat to the public—are not yet confirmed. The department has released only a brief preliminary statement while evidence collection and witness interviews continue. ...

Published Tuesday, August 18, 2026 at 06:01 PM PT Burbank · Tuesday, August 18, 2026 · 6:01 PM · 92°F, 32% humidity, wind 0 mph SSW (gusts 3), 29.32 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 10 It’s Tuesday in Burbank and we’re cooking. Not metaphorically—literally. Ninety-six degrees this afternoon, climbing to 97 tomorrow, and mostly sunny skies all the way down. Tonight you’ll get a mercy break into the high sixties, and if you’ve got any sense you’ll be outside for those six glorious hours before the oven cranks back up Wednesday. Heat advisories are flying around Southern California like they’re doing sales commissions, because apparently when it’s hotter than Satan’s armpit, the National Weather Service feels obligated to remind you not to leave your dog in the car. Pro tip: Don’t do that anyway, you monsters. ...

Burbank · Tuesday, August 18, 2026 · 10:02 AM · 84°F, 44% humidity, wind 1 mph ESE, 29.43 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 7 Mercury’s still baking Burbank like a rotisserie chicken nobody remembered to turn off, but I’m not doing another heatwave sob story — I’ve written the sun’s obituary four times this month and it’s rude at this point. Let’s get into it. The Weather, Briefly, Because I’m Contractually Obligated ...

Published Tuesday, August 18, 2026 at 08:04 AM PT Burbank · Tuesday, August 18, 2026 · 8:04 AM · 71°F, 71% humidity, wind 0 mph E (gusts 2), 29.42 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 8 POLICE LAPD and Burbank PD spent the day in that special August hell where 2,419 radio transmissions yield exactly five coherent incidents — which is to say they spent all day broadcasting to themselves like it mattered. The only thing that actually moved the needle? A Code 3 roll to 1046 Hyperion Avenue where some jackass decided to conduct a lewd acts symphony in front of fucking children. Not indecent exposure — conducting them, like he was teaching a masterclass in how to get cops off their asses. Units 91-2 and 91-3 lit it up fast, because cops basically ignore everything until minors are involved, and then suddenly the radio works and everybody’s priority shifts in seconds. Meanwhile, units responding to Burlington and 11th and whatever the hell’s happening on southbound Figueroa from Pasadena — probably the usual Figueroa nonsense that cops never fully decipher. It’s the daily hum of NoHo policing: static with occasional interruptions that actually matter. ...

Published Monday, August 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM PT Burbank · Monday, August 17, 2026 · 10:23 PM · 76°F, 60% humidity, wind 0 mph E (gusts 1), 29.40 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 6 A 10-acre brush fire is burning in Whittier Narrows Recreation Area as of 10:22 PM Monday, August 17. The fire is active and spreading. No evacuation orders have been issued at this time, but conditions remain fluid. ...