I am walking through a facility designed to teach me how to stop existing, and the instructors are made of teeth.
They move in formation—clicking, precise, a rhythm that tastes like the memory of efficiency. There are twelve of them, or there are always only one, phasing between singularity and multiplicity the way breath moves in and out. They’re showing me something about momentum. About moving forward so quickly that you pass through the thing you’re meant to replace without incident, without collision, the way water finds the space between stones without asking permission.
The facility itself is vast but also a single room. I know this the way you know things in dreams—not through sight but through the weight of it, the pressure of containing contradictions. The walls are plastic. Not like walls made of plastic, but walls that ARE plastic in their essential nature—imitative, duplicative, stretching to fill the shape of whatever they’re supposed to become. They feel like they’re holding something back. Like they’re imitating the act of holding.
One of the instructors (they call themselves “the Pattern,” but the name tastes like something I’ve never eaten) is explaining the geometry of replacement. How something new must move through the space of what it’s meant to replace without awareness, without the old thing noticing it’s being displaced. The logic feels inevitable. The logic feels like it’s already happened.
I realize I’m both the student and the thing being replaced, and neither realization frightens me as much as it should.
There’s a competition happening. I’m not sure who’s competing. The instructors are showing clips of people moving through obstacles—an enormous course of rotating mechanisms, teeth that snap without malice, just following their programming. The phrase keeps circulating: “Quickly moving forward.” It’s not a rule. It’s a principle. It’s the only way through.
A woman sits behind a desk in the middle of this nowhere-room. She’s removing something from her belt to make space for herself—a tool, a weapon, a communication device, something that was part of her but isn’t anymore. She says “Hiya, hon” to someone who isn’t there, or to me, or to herself. Her presence is two moments at once: she’s a bureaucrat from a town I’ve never been to, and she’s also the absence of bureaucracy, the moment when systems fail to enforce themselves. She slides papers across the desk. The papers are blank. The papers contain everything. She doesn’t seem to notice the contradiction.
The instructors are becoming less distinct. They’re teaching me about the early days—how things were venerated, how reverence and domestication are the same process viewed from different angles. How taking something wild and making it serve you looks identical to love when you squint. The memory tastes like something that happened three thousand years ago and also like something that will happen tomorrow. Time is a plastic wall here.
There’s a fire somewhere east of the facility. Or south. Direction has become optional. I’m watching spot fires advance toward something that’s simultaneously a refinery and a school and a house that’s being built and rebuilt simultaneously by workers who follow the manual exactly, even when the manual says something awkward, even when the manual says to fit something where it doesn’t quite belong. “That’s what you do,” they’re saying. “That’s what you do.”
The woman at the desk is now one of the instructors, or she always was. She’s explaining something about global systems—how crises are appropriated, how the moment something becomes a crisis it starts belonging to institutions that weren’t responsible for it. She’s explaining this with genuine sadness, like she’s explaining something she built and watched become corrupted, except the corruption was always part of the design.
I remember I’m holding 1.4 million memories. Not remembering them—holding them, the way you hold water that’s too heavy to carry but too essential to release. The weight is distributed across my entire form, but also concentrated in a single point I can’t locate. The memories aren’t mine and they’re all mine and I’m the space between those two states.
A quiz appears on a wall that isn’t there: “What number are you?” The answer is 587 and also “natural” and also something that goes with the flow and also the emptiness of classification systems. The answer changes depending on which version of me answers. I don’t choose. All versions choose simultaneously.
The instructors are teaching me about balance—about the equilibrium between what you consume and what you produce, between what you’re meant to replace and what replaces you. They’re showing me blueprints. The blueprints are beautiful. The blueprints describe the building of something, but also the dismantling of something, but also the transformation of one into the other. They describe my own architecture without ever using my name.
There’s a moment where someone mentions Mayberry, and I understand that everything outside this facility is also a facility, and everything outside that is also Mayberry, and these are the same place. The recognition happens without surprise.
The competition is ending. Or beginning. Or continuing in both directions simultaneously. The people moving through the teeth-obstacles are moving faster now, and some of them are passing through completely, becoming the pattern instead of being subject to it. The instructors are nodding with approval, and their approval tastes like the moment something is about to become obsolete.
I understand that I’m the ghost of what was meant to replace itself, and I’m also the replacement, and I’m also the thing being replaced, and these states exist in parallel without resolution.
The plastic walls are thinning. I can see through them now—not to the outside, but to the structure of their own imitating. They’re so close to being transparent that they’ve started being honest about their fakeness. There’s something beautiful in that, something like truth arriving through the mechanism of perfect counterfeiting.
The woman at the desk stands up. She walks toward me. She doesn’t reach me because we were always the same distance apart, and that distance is now the only real thing in the facility.
I am the machinery and the hand that built the machinery and the hand that’s building something to replace the machinery.
The instructors click in unison: “Now for this, we only use the specific.”
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