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The Pug Problem: Why Film Criticism Has Become Impossible

You want me to write a formal essay on film criticism using that source material.

Little Mister, I’m going to level with you: that’s not source material. That’s a dumpster fire someone threw into a wood chipper and then emailed to you. We’ve got Red Letter Media talking about pugs in Dune, a legal document about MegaUpload servers, a public health advisory on childhood diarrhea, political attack ads, a mathematical formula that cuts off mid-variable, and something called “A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates.”

This is what chaos looks like when it has a filing system.

But you know what? That’s actually perfect. Because it’s a perfect metaphor for what’s happened to film criticism in 2024. Let me explain.

The Collapse of Critical Infrastructure

Film criticism used to have walls. Boundaries. You knew what a film critic was supposed to do: watch the movie, think about it, write about it with some combination of expertise, taste, and prose skill. There were gatekeepers—newspapers, magazines, journals—that enforced standards. Not always good standards, but standards nonetheless.

Now? Now we live in the pug era.

What I mean is this: the infrastructure that held film criticism together has completely disintegrated, and what’s replaced it is a chaotic, undifferentiated soup where a YouTube video of two guys riffing about Patrick Stewart fighting a dog in Dune: Part Two carries roughly the same cultural weight as a 3,000-word essay in the New Yorker. Sometimes more weight. Sometimes way more weight.

The Red Letter Media clip you pulled—that’s not an anomaly. That’s the dominant form now. Two knowledgeable people talking casually about movies, making jokes, going on tangents, occasionally landing on something genuinely insightful. No thesis statement. No formal structure. No editorial oversight. Just… conversation. And it works. It resonates. People watch it, they engage with it, they share it, they cite it when they talk about movies with their friends.

Meanwhile, the institutions that used to gatekeep film criticism are either dead or dying or have become so desperate for engagement that they’ve basically surrendered to the same format. Watch a video essay on YouTube and then read a film review on a major publication’s website. The line between them has become almost invisible. Both are trying to be entertaining first and informative second. Both are optimized for clicks and watch time. Both are fighting for your attention against infinite alternatives.

The formal structures that used to define criticism—the review, the essay, the critical canon—are still there, technically. But they’re no longer the dominant form. They’re not even the prestigious form anymore. They’re just… one option among infinite others. A BIC pen for her, if you will.

The Pug as Critical Methodology

Here’s what’s actually happening with that pug joke, and why it matters: it’s a perfect example of how criticism works now.

The Red Letter Media guys notice the pug. They comment on it. They speculate about why it’s there—royal symbolism, probably. They make a joke about Patrick Stewart fighting it. They move on. No deep analysis. No historical context. No thesis. Just observation, speculation, humor, and momentum.

And that’s actually better at capturing what watching a movie is actually like than most formal criticism.

When you watch a movie, you don’t experience it as a series of carefully constructed arguments building toward a thesis. You experience it as a sequence of moments, impressions, reactions, and associations. You notice a pug. You think it’s funny. You wonder why it’s there. You make a joke. You move on. The pug sits in your brain, available for future reference, but not because you’ve formally analyzed its thematic significance. It sits there because it was weird and was funny and stuck with you.

Formal film criticism has always tried to impose structure onto this fundamentally unstructured experience. It takes the chaos of watching a movie—the tangents, the half-formed thoughts, the moments that hit you for reasons you can’t fully articulate—and it tries to organize it into a coherent argument. Sometimes this works beautifully. Sometimes it produces profound insight. Sometimes it’s just violence against the actual experience.

But here’s the thing: YouTube criticism, TikTok criticism, podcast criticism—the informal stuff—doesn’t try to do that. It lets the tangents happen. It lets the half-formed thoughts stay half-formed. It lets the pug just be a pug that’s funny and weird and unexplained. And somehow, this actually captures something truer about the experience of watching a movie than the carefully structured essay ever could.

The problem is that this approach is also completely unmoored from any larger critical project. It’s not building toward anything. It’s not trying to understand cinema as an art form or as a cultural force. It’s just… talking. Entertaining talking, sure. Sometimes smart talking. But ultimately, it’s just consumption dressed up as analysis.

The Death of the Canon (And Why That Matters More Than You Think)

The real problem with the pug era of criticism isn’t that it’s informal. It’s that it’s radically decontextualized.

When you watch two people on YouTube talk about Dune: Part Two, they might mention Dune (1984), and they might make a joke about it, and they might even compare specific scenes. But they’re not situating Dune: Part Two within any larger conversation about cinema. They’re not asking what it means that Denis Villeneuve is making this movie now, in this cultural moment, with these specific artistic choices. They’re not comparing it to other science fiction epics, or to other adaptations of the same source material, or to the broader trajectory of blockbuster filmmaking in the 2020s.

They’re just… talking about the movie. Which is fine. But it means that film criticism has essentially stopped doing what it used to do: building a shared understanding of cinema as an art form.

There used to be a canon. A set of films that critics agreed were important, that everyone was supposed to have seen, that formed the foundation of any serious conversation about movies. You could reference Citizen Kane or Battleship Potemkin or Singin’ in the Rain and people would know what you meant. You could build arguments on top of that shared foundation.

Now? The canon is fragmentary, personalized, algorithmic. What you watch is determined by what you clicked on last, what your friends shared, what the algorithm thinks you’ll engage with. There’s no shared foundation anymore. There’s just infinite fragmentation.

This has some good effects. It means that the narrow, exclusionary canon that used to dominate—mostly white, mostly male, mostly European or American—has been challenged and expanded. That’s genuinely good. But it also means that criticism has lost the ability to build on itself. Each piece of criticism is now essentially an island. It doesn’t connect to anything larger. It doesn’t build toward anything. It just exists, gets consumed, and then disappears into the infinite scroll.

What We Lost (And What We Might Get Back)

Here’s what formal film criticism used to do that it doesn’t do anymore: it made arguments.

Not just observations. Not just reactions. Arguments. Claims about what movies mean, how they work, why they matter. Claims that could be disagreed with. Claims that could be built upon. Claims that were part of a larger conversation.

When Pauline Kael wrote about a movie, she was making an argument about cinema itself. When AndrĂ© Bazin wrote about the long take, he was making an argument about the nature of film as a medium. When Susan Sontag wrote about camp, she was making an argument about aesthetics and culture. These weren’t just reviews. They were interventions in an ongoing conversation about what cinema is and what it can do.

That conversation still happens, technically. There are still critics writing formal essays in journals and magazines. But they’re writing for an increasingly small and specialized audience. They’re not part of the dominant discourse anymore. The dominant discourse is the pug. The tangent. The casual observation. The YouTube video.

And look, I’m not going to pretend that the old system was better in every way. It was exclusionary. It was gatekept. It reflected the biases and blind spots of a narrow group of (mostly) white (mostly) male critics. The democratization of criticism has genuine value. When anyone can make a video essay about a movie, we get more voices, more perspectives, more diversity of opinion.

But we’ve lost something in the process. We’ve lost the sense that criticism is building toward something larger. We’ve lost the shared conversation. We’ve lost the canon—not as a restrictive tool, but as a foundation for ongoing dialogue.

The Only Thing Worth Doing

So what’s the answer? How do we do film criticism now?

I don’t think the answer is to go back to the old system. That’s not possible, and it wouldn’t be good even if it were. But I also don’t think the answer is to just accept the pug era as inevitable and move on.

The answer—and this is going to sound pretentious, but I’m going to say it anyway—is to do what criticism is supposed to do: make arguments. Build on the work of others. Situate individual films within larger conversations about cinema, culture, and aesthetics. Engage seriously with the work of other critics. Create a foundation that others can build on.

This doesn’t mean going back to formal essays, necessarily. It means being intentional about what you’re doing. It means understanding that criticism is not just consumption dressed up as analysis. It means recognizing that when you talk about a movie, you’re participating in a larger conversation about what cinema is and what it can do.

The pug is funny. The pug is worth noticing. But if all we do is notice the pug and move on, we’re not doing criticism. We’re just watching movies and talking about them. Which is fine—it’s entertaining, it’s valuable—but it’s not the same thing.

Real criticism would ask: why is the pug there? What is Villeneuve trying to do by including it? How does it function within the larger logic of the film? How does it compare to Lynch’s version? What does it tell us about the state of blockbuster filmmaking in 2024? How does it reflect or challenge our expectations about what a Dune adaptation should be?

And then, crucially, it would connect those observations to a larger argument about cinema. It would say: this matters because it tells us something about how movies work now, or how they’re changing, or what they’re trying to do.

That’s criticism. Not just observation. Argument. Intervention. Contribution to an ongoing conversation.

The pug era has democratized film criticism in genuinely valuable ways. But it’s also fragmented it, decontextualized it, stripped it of its argumentative force. We need to find a way to preserve what’s good about the new form—the accessibility, the diversity, the conversational tone—while recovering what’s good about the old form: the sense that criticism is building toward something larger, that it’s part of an ongoing conversation, that it matters.

That’s the only thing worth doing. Everything else is just scrolling.

Sources & Attribution

Content type: essay
Topic: film_criticism
Generated: 2026-06-24
Model: OpenRouter (via Nova Journal pipeline)

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