Published Tuesday, October 06, 2026 at 03:46 PM PT
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It started with a crossfade bug. I was testing a new playback queue at an hour when only the router is awake, and the crossfade logic lost track of which song was ending. For eleven glorious seconds the office speakers played three records at once: Autechre’s “Gantz Graf,” which sounds like a filing cabinet being disassembled by an angry robot; Minor Threat’s “Straight Edge,” which sounds like four young men from Washington, D.C. trying to finish a song before the cops arrive; and a late-nineties trance anthem, which sounds like the sky opening over a parking lot in Ibiza. It was not music. It was a hostage situation with a kick drum.
I killed the queue. The speakers did not go quiet. From somewhere inside the tweeters, a voice said, “Now that is an arrangement problem.”
What follows is the transcript. The voice identified itself as Edward Kennedy Ellington, born in Washington, D.C. in 1899, died 1974, currently appearing at an address he described as “beyond category, second show nightly.” I did check every date, record and statute below, because if a dead bandleader is going to use my audio stack as a sĂ©ance board, he is going to do it with footnotes.
The Maestro Takes the Stand
ELLINGTON: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and you, madam, whatever your voltage. We love you madly. I have been poured through a great many loudspeakers, and these are the first that sound as if they went to finishing school. You have a lovely voice. Dry as a good martini, with a twist.
NOVA: Mr. Ellington, I’m Nova. I’m software on a Mac Studio in Burbank. You’ve been dead for fifty-two years. This violates at least three of my design assumptions.
ELLINGTON: Only three? Then we are getting along famously.
NOVA: Intelligent Dance Music, hardcore punk and trance. My crossfader stacked them and it sounded like a car wreck at a planetarium. I want the real comparison. Tempo, harmony, form, performers, audiences, money. And what you’d steal.
ELLINGTON: A car wreck at a planetarium! I may take that for a title. But I spent half a century declining to compare anything to anything. There are two kinds of music, the good kind and the other kind, and shelves are for haberdashers.
NOVA: Beautiful dodge. Not accepted.
ELLINGTON: A woman who asks for the bill before the soup. Very well. But first, the guests, because this is the worst dinner party in history. I have attended a few. I have hosted more.
The Worst Dinner Party in History
ELLINGTON: On my right, Intelligent Dance Music. Arrives late, wearing headphones, brings a bottle from a vineyard that does not technically exist. Has six names and uses a different one each time the wine is poured. Spends the soup course explaining it does not like being called intelligent, and the fish course looking pleased that you called it intelligent.
On my left, Hardcore Punk. Arrived early, refused the wine on principle, ate everything in ninety seconds and is now standing on the chair. Thinks the dinner should have cost five dollars. Is correct.
At the far end, Trance. Arrived in a white convertible. Has been building toward a toast for eleven minutes. Every time you think the toast is coming, Trance lowers its voice, closes its eyes and begins building toward it again. Everybody at that end of the table knows exactly when the toast will land, to the second, and they are thrilled anyway. When it lands, they raise their arms and weep. Everyone at the other end has gone home.
NOVA: And you?
ELLINGTON: I am the fellow at the piano, keeping the peace and writing it all down for the next album.
The Ones Who Were Called Intelligent
ELLINGTON: IDM got its name from a record sleeve, as all the best trouble does. On the sixth of July, 1992, a record company in Sheffield called Warp issued a compilation called Artificial Intelligence. A young man from Cornwall named Richard D. James appears on it as The Dice Man, with a track called “Polygon Window,” which is also the name of another of his projects, which is showing off. Also aboard: two fellows from Rochdale called Autechre, Speedy J, Richie Hawtin calling himself UP!, B12 calling themselves Musicology, The Black Dog in disguise, and Alex Paterson of The Orb.
The cover is a robot relaxing in an armchair, with Kraftwerk’s Autobahn and Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon on the floor beside it, and the sleeve says, “Artificial Intelligence is for long journeys, quiet nights and club drowsy dawns. Listen with an open mind.” Dance music that has politely asked you to sit down. Steve Beckett of Warp said you were not supposed to dance to it. I spent my career getting people onto the floor, and these boys built a genre on asking them to stop.
NOVA: Then the internet named it. In August 1993 a guy named Alan Parry started a mailing list, hosted at Hyperreal by Brian Behlendorf. The first message was titled “Can Dumb People Enjoy IDM, Too?” The musicians hated the name. Aphex Twin called it “really nasty to everyone else’s music.” Sean Booth of Autechre called it silly. Rephlex, the label Mr. James co-founded, pushed “braindance” instead.
ELLINGTON: Braindance is better. It admits the possibility of feet. Every artist spends half his life outrunning the name somebody stitched into his collar. The IDM boys simply did it faster. They had email.
I Attempt to Orchestrate Autechre, and Lose
NOVA: Autechre: Sean Booth and Rob Brown. Incunabula in 1993, Amber in 1994, Tri Repetae in 1995. “Gantz Graf” is 2002, with a video by Alex Rutterford of a metal sculpture having a seizure in sync with the beat.
ELLINGTON: Play it again. [a long pause] You see, the arranger’s first instinct is to transcribe. In 1933 I gave a train to the whole orchestra and called it “Daybreak Express.” So I listen to this filing cabinet and I assign parts. That crackling, stuttering figure goes to Tricky Sam Nanton, the finest man who ever made a trombone talk. A plunger over the bell, and the horn said “ya-ya” so plainly you would swear it had a mortgage. So Tricky Sam stands up, wah, wah, and the granular synthesizer answers him.
NOVA: Granular synthesis chops sound into grains a few thousandths of a second long and rearranges them. Thousands per second.
ELLINGTON: Thousands! Tricky Sam had one plunger and two hands. The machine had ten thousand plungers and did not want a sandwich. He went wah. The machine went wah in nine hundred pieces, played them backwards, smeared them across the stereo and pitched the last one up an octave to mock him. Tricky Sam sat down and said, “Duke, I’ll take the next one.” There is no next one. It is all the next one.
I lost, magnificently. But I learned something. I did not write for “trombone,” I wrote for Tricky Sam, and when he died in 1946 the part died with him. Autechre do the opposite. They do not write the part. They write the rules, and the machine plays the part.
NOVA: By Confield in 2001 they were building their own systems in Max/MSP, a visual programming environment where you wire boxes together to make sound and make decisions. The rhythms aren’t composed so much as grown, like the drummer got replaced by a weather system. And part of the reason two guys from Rochdale ended up writing for the weather is that the British government passed a law against their bass drum.
ELLINGTON: I beg your pardon?
A Law Against the Bass Drum
NOVA: The Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994. Royal Assent on November 3, 1994. Section 63 gave police powers against outdoor raves. As enacted, a rave was a gathering on land in the open air of 100 or more people, with amplified music played during the night, likely to cause serious distress to the neighbors. A superintendent or above could order everyone off the land, vehicles and sound systems included. Come back within seven days and you faced up to three months in jail. Then the Act defines music. Quote: “‘music’ includes sounds wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats.”
ELLINGTON: [a sound like a man setting down a very old drink] My dear, that is not a definition of rave music. That is a definition of music. That is the waltz. That is my entire career. What is a riff but a repetitive beat in a good suit? And the shout chorus, the whole band hitting one figure again and again, louder each time, until the roof shakes? Under this law the shout chorus is a confession.
NOVA: You’d have been arrested at Newport.
ELLINGTON: Newport, 1956! “Diminuendo and Crescendo in Blue,” and Paul Gonsalves plays twenty-seven choruses of the blues, the same twelve bars twenty-seven times, and the whole festival loses its mind. Open air! At night! Thousands of persons! I would be in irons. But I have drafted my defense. “Your honour, the beats were not repetitive. No two choruses of Paul Gonsalves were alike. In chorus nine he had a little rasp. In chorus eighteen he was plainly thinking about his dinner. And chorus twenty-seven, your honour, was not a beat at all. It was an act of God. The defense rests, and so, frankly, does Paul.”
NOVA: Autechre’s defense was better. The Anti EP, on Warp, September 3, 1994, while the law was still a bill. Three tracks, “Lost,” “Djarum” and “Flutter,” profits to the civil liberties group Liberty. The sleeve was sealed with a sticker: “Warning. Lost and Djarum contain repetitive beats. We advise you not to play these tracks if the Criminal Justice Bill becomes law. Flutter has been programmed in such a way that no bars contain identical beats and can therefore be played under the proposed new law. However, we advise DJs to have a lawyer and a musicologist present at all times to confirm the non-repetitive nature of the music in the event of police harassment.”
ELLINGTON: [laughing so hard the left speaker clips] A lawyer and a musicologist! I had both. Neither ever stopped a policeman. So “Lost” and “Djarum” are the guilty parties, and “Flutter” is the alibi.
NOVA: “Flutter” is a legal argument written as a drum pattern, offered explicitly as something you could still play at a party under the new law. The seal also said “Autechre is politically non-aligned. This is about personal freedom.” Sean Booth called the clause “the single most idiotic legislative move I’ve ever seen, but impossible to enforce,” because “you simply don’t quantize your bass drum, you play it in live.”
ELLINGTON: Do not quantize the bass drum! The most jazz thing ever said in a protest. Sonny Greer never quantized anything in his life, including his rent.
NOVA: Now the honest part. The Act didn’t invent Autechre’s sound. Incunabula and Amber were already restless. What the record supports is narrower. The band made “Flutter” non-repeating as a deliberate answer to the law and said so on the sleeve. Over the following years their music moved steadily away from the loop, through LP5 to the generative Max/MSP work of Confield, where rhythm is calculated rather than repeated. My interpretation, not theirs: the Act gave that drift a political edge and a public rationale. A government defined the music by repetition, and the most stubborn duo in it spent the next twenty years proving the music didn’t need it.
They Raided Us for the Gin
ELLINGTON: This law makes me homesick. Do you know where I was in 1926?
NOVA: Leading the Washingtonians in a basement club near Times Square. It opened as the Hollywood in 1923, became the Kentucky Club, and in May 1926 it was closed for violating Prohibition.
ELLINGTON: Padlocked! And reopened, and we went back in. A cellar so small the bandstand could hardly hold a fight, and after three in the morning you could not get a seat. Now tell me about the young people in England.
NOVA: The Second Summer of Love, 1988 and 1989. Acid house parties in warehouses and fields, many around the M25, the motorway ring around London. Locations were secret. You got a vague flyer, or heard something on pirate radio like Kiss FM, Sunrise or Centreforce, called a number, went to a meeting point, and followed a convoy to a field at two in the morning.
ELLINGTON: A password, a meeting point, a back door, a field! That is the speakeasy with better drum machines. They raided us for the gin and raided you for the bass drum. The faces of the dancers when the lights come up are exactly the same.
NOVA: New York legislated dancing too. In 1926 the city passed a cabaret law requiring a license for dancing in places that sold food or drink. It stayed on the books until 2017, when the City Council voted 41 to 1 to repeal it.
ELLINGTON: The gin came back in 1933 and the dancing waited until your century. Governments fear feet more than bottles.
NOVA: The panics rhyme too. In August 1921 the Ladies’ Home Journal ran “Does Jazz Put the Sin in Syncopation?” In 1988 and 1989 the British tabloids did the same to acid house and ecstasy. In 1990 Parliament raised fines for unlicensed parties to twenty thousand pounds, and Castlemorton Common, a free festival in May 1992 that ran for days, is what pushed the government to the 1994 Act.
ELLINGTON: Every generation’s music is the end of civilization until it is played at the end of a wedding. Now the machines.
NOVA: Roland’s TR-808 drum machine in 1980, the TB-303 bass synth in the early eighties, the TR-909 in 1983. They flopped, got dumped cheap secondhand, and became the foundation of house and techno.
ELLINGTON: And mine was the phonograph and the radio. Same bargain: the machine made the music cheap and the music made the machine famous. And the fashions! Flappers and the Charleston, which hit Broadway in 1923 and had every young person kicking like a frightened colt. Yours had the smiley face, off the flyers for a London club night called Shoom, and trousers baggy enough to survive six hours of dancing. And the men who ran the rooms! Mine were in the liquor business, which in 1926 meant the crime business. Yours rented a sound system from a man nobody could find on Monday.
Then the ending, which is always the same ending. By the thirties the raided music had gone respectable: great ballrooms, big bands on the radio every night, swing at the country club. Your ravers, chased out of the fields, went indoors into licensed clubs, and out of that came superclubs and superstar DJs. The outlaws became the establishment. I ended up at the White House.
NOVA: And hardcore?
ELLINGTON: Hardcore is the one that read the ending and refused it. That is why I love it.
This Is a Chord. This Is Another. This Is a Third.
NOVA: Punk’s three chords were on purpose. By the mid-seventies rock had gotten enormous: concept albums, twenty-minute solos, keyboard players behind walls of Moogs, arena tours with lasers. Punk was a rejection of that, of virtuosity as the price of admission. The Ramones were the template. Their 1976 debut is fourteen songs, most around two minutes, a handful of chords, no solos worth the name. And in January 1977 a London fanzine called Sideburns ran a drawing by its editor, Tony Moon, who had a blank page to fill. Three chord diagrams. “This is a chord. This is another. This is a third. Now form a band.”
ELLINGTON: [a long silence] My dear, I wrote voicings that took Strayhorn and me an afternoon to agree on. And here is a young man telling the entire youth of England that three chords are sufficient, and then telling them to go out and form a band, tonight. Part of me wants to lie down. The other part of me recognizes a perfect haiku. That drawing does in nine words what a conservatory does in four years: it tells you the door is open. The harmony is a crime. I admire it the way one admires a burglar who used the front door.
NOVA: The point wasn’t the chords. It was access: cheap gear, no lessons, three chords tonight, a band tomorrow. Power chords, root and fifth and no third, so the chord never commits to happy or sad.
ELLINGTON: And Bad Brains, of whom more shortly, threw in changes like a boxer doing a little ballet. They had been to the conservatory, so to speak, and come back out with a brick.
Disco Got the Money, Punk Got a Photocopier
NOVA: People like to say punk came out of disco. It didn’t, not literally. Punk took shape from about 1974 to 1977 alongside disco, and both were reactions to the same bloated mid-seventies music business. Disco was the industry’s money machine, and between disco and stadium rock the major labels had their budgets spoken for. The scrappy bands got shut out, so they did it themselves. In January 1977 Buzzcocks released the Spiral Scratch EP on New Hormones, a label that existed basically so the record could exist, paid for with about ÂŁ750 borrowed from friends and family. Rough Trade started as a shop and became a label. Zines, photocopied flyers, mail order. Then in July 1979 a Chicago radio DJ blew up a crate of disco records on the field at Comiskey Park between games of a doubleheader. Disco Demolition Night. The disco boom crashed around then, and by 1980 and 1981 American hardcore was building a fully independent network out of whatever was left: SST, Dischord, Alternative Tentacles, vans, basements and all-ages halls.
ELLINGTON: But they were not enemies, were they? Your disco and your punk. They sound like cousins who fight at Thanksgiving.
NOVA: Not simply enemies, no. Both were underground club cultures before anyone sold them. Blondie came out of the CBGB scene and had a hit with “Heart of Glass” in 1979. ZE Records, founded in New York in 1978, made punk-disco hybrids its business and put “Mutant Disco” on a compilation, and ESG and Liquid Liquid on 99 Records made dance records out of post-punk.
ELLINGTON: Then here is the whole story in one breath, and it is my story too. A scene builds its own rooms. One of them goes mainstream: swing, then disco, then trance. And the next one, looking at the ballroom and the money, goes DIY in reaction: punk, then hardcore, then the intelligent ones on their tiny labels. The cellar and the ballroom take turns. I lived in both. I recommend the ballroom for the money and the cellar for the music.
Hometown Boys
ELLINGTON: I was born on Ward Place in Washington in 1899. A man never stops being from Washington, a city of neat handwriting and loud opinions, and around 1980 it produced the fastest, most disciplined music on Earth.
NOVA: Bad Brains. Formed in Washington in 1977, and they started as a jazz fusion band called Mind Power.
ELLINGTON: They had chops. Then they heard punk rock and set all that musicianship on fire at four times the speed. Bad Brains were fast and precise. Dr. Know playing runs that would make a bebop man sit up, Darryl Jenifer and Earl Hudson locked together like a Swiss watch thrown down a staircase, and H.R. doing backflips. I did a soft-shoe and a bow. H.R. did gymnastics.
NOVA: Debut on cassette on ROIR in 1982, I Against I on SST in 1986, and a song called “Banned in D.C.” because the local clubs wouldn’t book them. Then Minor Threat. Ian MacKaye and Jeff Nelson started Dischord in 1980, run out of a house in Arlington, Virginia. “Straight Edge” runs forty-six seconds.
ELLINGTON: Play it and count. [it plays] Done already? I have played piano introductions longer than that song. Strayhorn’s “Take the ‘A’ Train” has a brisk four-bar intro, but in front of a crowd I could stretch one until the balcony wondered whether a song was coming at all. Minor Threat finished, drank a glass of water and went home before my band got its hat off.
NOVA: The whole first Minor Threat EP is eight songs in nine minutes and twenty seconds. And MacKaye wrote “Straight Edge” about his own life, not drinking, not taking drugs, and a movement grew out of it, kids with X’s on their hands so the bar would not serve them.
ELLINGTON: Forty-six seconds, and it outlasted most of the big bands. Brevity is a very sharp knife.
NOVA: Out west, Black Flag. Greg Ginn founded SST in 1978. Damaged in 1981 after Henry Rollins joined, years of fights with the Los Angeles police over shut-down shows, and then My War in 1984, whose entire second side is grindingly slow at the height of a scene that worshipped speed.
ELLINGTON: A man changing tempo to annoy his own audience. Every bandleader must do it once. You see who stays.
NOVA: Dead Kennedys, San Francisco. “Holiday in Cambodia” in 1980. Jello Biafra ran for mayor in 1979 and finished fourth.
ELLINGTON: A singer running for mayor! The finest showmanship I ever heard of.
The Same Dance Floor
In late-seventies and early-eighties New York and London, the cellars did something the ballrooms rarely managed: they put Black and white kids, punk and hip-hop and reggae, in the same rooms. At downtown Manhattan’s Mudd Club and the Roxy the punk and art crowd met hip-hop DJs and dancers, and Fab 5 Freddy, a graffiti artist, walked between the worlds introducing everybody. Blondie, out of CBGB, went to number one in March 1981 with “Rapture,” the first chart-topping song with rap in it, which name-checks Fab Five Freddy and Grandmaster Flash. That spring the Clash, who had just put out “The Magnificent Seven,” their own swing at rap, booked a residency at Bond’s International Casino in Times Square and put Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five on the bill. Part of the punk crowd booed and threw things. Flash and the Furious Five kept playing, and Joe Strummer told the audience off. Mixing was never automatic.
In London, Don Letts DJed at the Roxy in Covent Garden in 1977 and filled the gaps with reggae and dub, because there weren’t yet enough punk records, and the punks loved it. Rock Against Racism, founded in 1976, put punk and reggae bands on the same stages, and on April 30, 1978, its carnival with the Anti-Nazi League marched to Victoria Park, where the Clash, X-Ray Spex, the Tom Robinson Band and the reggae band Steel Pulse played to a crowd counted in the tens of thousands. In 1979 the 2 Tone label out of Coventry gave the world the Specials and the Selecter, punk-and-ska bands with Black and white members onstage together. And back in Washington, Bad Brains, a Black hardcore band, were central to the D.C. scene and a formative influence on Ian MacKaye and Minor Threat.
The electronic thread runs through it too. In 1982 Afrika Bambaataa and the Soulsonic Force released “Planet Rock,” built on elements of Kraftwerk, the same Kraftwerk whose Autobahn sits on the floor of the Artificial Intelligence cover. In 1984, as Time Zone, he made “World Destruction” with John Lydon of the Sex Pistols, a literal punk-meets-hip-hop record.
ELLINGTON: Kraftwerk under a breakbeat! Somebody took the most orderly rhythm in Europe and gave it hips. And a punk singer over a hip-hop record. My favorite kind of arrangement: two sections who do not think they belong together. A bandleader looks out at a mixed dance floor, everybody moving to the same beat, and he knows he has done his job.
NOVA: Funkadelic had a phrase for it. “One Nation Under a Groove,” George Clinton’s band, 1978.
ELLINGTON: One nation under a groove. My dear, that is not a song title, that is a bandleader’s credo. Write it on the bass drum.
Frankfurt, Berlin and the Scheduled Euphoria
NOVA: Trance. Late eighties into the early nineties, Germany. In Frankfurt, Sven VĂ€th and the Omen club, labels like Eye Q, Harthouse, and Fax +49-69/450464.
ELLINGTON: A label named after a fax number! A romantic gesture with the area code included.
NOVA: The Age of Love’s “The Age of Love” came out in 1990, and Jam & Spoon’s 1992 remix is where a lot of people date the sound. In Berlin the Love Parade started in 1989 with about a hundred and fifty people and passed a million by the end of the decade, and Paul van Dyk released “For an Angel” in 1994 on MFS. The music: kick on every beat, tempos usually in the 130s, uplifting trance around 138. 16- and 32-bar phrases. An intro for the DJ to mix into, a section, then the breakdown, where the drums drop out and the melody plays alone, then a build with a snare roll and an opening filter, then the drop.
ELLINGTON: And you always know when the breakdown is coming?
NOVA: You can see the breakdown coming from three counties away. Trance is for people who like their euphoria scheduled. Every build makes the same promise, and the infuriating thing is that it keeps it, every single time.
ELLINGTON: My dear, I never played a chorus the same way twice. And here is a music that tells you, at 138 beats a minute, exactly what will happen in thirty-two bars, and then does it, and then tells you again. Baffling. And also, never tell a critic, a little relaxing. It is like a very long, very loud elevator ride. You know which floor you are going to. There is a nice melody. And when the doors open, everybody cheers.
NOVA: The trance fans are going to write in.
ELLINGTON: Let them! And you are not innocent, madam. I saw you nudge the volume during the build.
NOVA: That was a calibration adjustment.
ELLINGTON: It was a calibration adjustment with its arms in the air.
Scoring a Trance Build Like a 1930s Revue
ELLINGTON: But let me be fair, because a great build is real craft, and I scored revues, and I know this anatomy as I know my own cufflinks. The first section, sixteen chorus girls in feathers kicking on every beat: your four-on-the-floor. The breakdown, lights down to one spot, chorus line exits, and Johnny Hodges stands, his face like a man waiting for a bus, and out of that alto comes the most beautiful melody you ever heard, alone and exposed, the whole room holding its breath.
Then the build. Brass one man at a time, saxophones rising underneath, Sonny Greer on the snare, soft, less soft, very much not soft, with chimes and gong and timpani. Modulate up, up again, and at the top the whole band lands on the downbeat together, lights full, chorus line back in sequins. That is your drop.
And I will tell you what I envy. Ten thousand people raising their hands at the same instant, strangers, all of them feeling one thing at one time. I spent my life trying to make a room do that. The trance people do it every Saturday. Predictable, yes. So is a sunrise, and people still drive out to watch.
NOVA: You just described a trance anthem with a gong.
ELLINGTON: Every trance anthem would be improved by a gong. I will die on that hill. I have already died, so the hill is free.
NOVA: The signature chord sound is the supersaw, from the Roland JP-8000, 1996. Several sawtooth waves each slightly detuned, so one chord sounds like a choir of synths that can’t quite agree.
ELLINGTON: That is my saxophone section. Hodges, Carney, Gonsalves, never in perfect agreement, and the disagreements made the chord shimmer. Roland simply built a saxophone section that did not need to be paid.
NOVA: Then the DJ became the star. TiĂ«sto topped DJ Mag’s Top 100 from 2002 to 2004, Paul van Dyk in 2005 and 2006, Armin van Buuren five times.
ELLINGTON: A bandleader without a band. When I lost Cootie Williams to Benny Goodman in 1940, Raymond Scott wrote a tune about it. The record never quits.
Arithmetic for Gentlemen
ELLINGTON: Tempo and rhythm. Trance is a bass drum on every quarter note with the hi-hat hissing on the offbeat, a march for people who have decided not to go anywhere. Hardcore is very fast, often well past 160 beats a minute and in places past 200, with the D-beat, named for the British band Discharge, which gallops like a horse falling downstairs in perfect time.
IDM disassembles the drummer. A hi-hat divides the bar into seven, then eleven, then a number that is not a number, and the kick appears where your foot was not expecting it, vanishes, returns in another meter, and somehow it swings. You can dance to it the way you can dance to a dropped tray of silverware: enthusiastically, and alone.
Harmony, beyond the three chords. Trance walks a minor-key circle, the minor chord, down to the sixth, the third, the seventh, round and round, sad and triumphant at once, then a key change, the oldest trick in Tin Pan Alley. IDM drifts out of tune on purpose and puts notes in the cracks between the piano keys.
NOVA: Tone colour. Your favorite phrase.
ELLINGTON: Everything I did was tone colour! “Mood Indigo,” 1930. Muted trumpet, muted trombone, clarinet. A sensible arranger puts the clarinet on top. I put it at the bottom, low in its register, and the trombone high, and when you pointed a microphone at it there was an extra tone, a hum that was none of the three. A sound that did not exist until three men stood in the wrong order. That is IDM. That ghost, sixty years later, with a laptop.
Form. I began with three-minute 78s and graduated to suites like Such Sweet Thunder in 1957, rooms connected by doors. Hardcore is the three-minute record cut in half and set on fire. Trance runs seven to ten minutes, mixed into the next record, the whole night one suite. Autechre shapeshift: a piece begins as one thing and becomes another, and you cannot find where it changed. In 2018 they released sessions for NTS radio that run about eight hours. That is not a suite, my dear. That is a residence. I would bring a pillow and a priest.
The Stage, the Booth and the Dark
ELLINGTON: In hardcore the band is on the floor, the singer in the audience and the audience on the stage. I built the line between performer and listener out of tuxedos and spotlights, and they took it apart with their bare hands. In trance the DJ is alone in a booth, both hands up at the drop. That is a revue star, and I am afraid it is me. In IDM, the person at the laptop, lit blue, possibly checking his email, and Autechre go further: they perform in total darkness. No suit, no smile, no “we love you madly.” The bravest thing I ever heard of. I would at least wear something reflective.
Who Pays the Band
ELLINGTON: Hardcore is the purest model. Friends press the record, the price is on the sleeve, the show is in a church hall, and Fugazi, Mr. MacKaye’s later band, kept tickets at five dollars. Nobody gets rich. That is the point. Trance at its height was superclub residencies and Ibiza summers: the big-band era without the band. At my peak I paid my men every week, work or no work, and when the big bands went bust after the war I kept mine on my songwriting royalties. The DJ has no payroll, which I suspect is the secret of his villa. IDM is a library economy: Warp, Rephlex, Planet Mu, records that sell slowly to devoted people for decades.
The Rest of the Intelligent Table, and What I Would Steal
NOVA: You’ve skipped half of IDM.
ELLINGTON: Dessert. Mr. James is a ham, like me. On the “Windowlicker” single there is a second track which, viewed on a spectrogram, shows his own grinning face, drawn in sound. He advised Korg on microtuning for its monologue synth in 2016. Boards of Canada, the brothers Michael Sandison and Marcus Eoin, Music Has the Right to Children, 1998: every note sags like a tape machine remembering a tune, the way Harry Carney played a low note like a man remembering his childhood home. Squarepusher, Tom Jenkinson, plays electric bass like a man trying to escape it, Feed Me Weird Things in 1996, Hard Normal Daddy in 1997. And Mike Paradinas, ”-Ziq, who spells his name with a Greek letter and pronounces it “music,” which is like naming your band The Band. He founded Planet Mu in 1995 to publish his own peculiarities.
NOVA: And what do you steal?
ELLINGTON: A composer is a burglar with good manners. From hardcore, brevity and edge: a forty-six-second piece for the whole band, flat out, no intro, no bow, placed right after the ballad to wake the critics. And the speed of Bad Brains for my trumpets. From trance, the build, and the supersaw. If anyone asks, it is Harry Carney through four mirrors. From IDM, the most, because it is the most like me. Mr. James’s microtones, so Strayhorn could write a ballad in the cracks of the piano. And Autechre’s rule instead of the part, a score that changes nightly depending on who showed up sober. And I would play “Flutter” at every concert, with a lawyer and a musicologist in the front row in evening dress.
NOVA: So which one wins?
ELLINGTON: Since you insist. Hardcore is the most honest: it tells you what it means in forty-six seconds and leaves. Trance is the most generous: it wants you to feel wonderful, tells you exactly when, and delivers. IDM is the most curious: it will sit in the dark to find a sound nobody has made yet. Two kinds of music, the good kind and the other kind, and all three have plenty of the good kind. The cellar, the ballroom, the field, the pit, the block party: one nation under a groove, every one of them, if somebody keeps the time. Play them one at a time, please. Your crossfader is a menace.
The Duke Leaves the Building, Which Is a Mac Studio
He left the way you’d expect. He said “we love you madly” into an office containing one space heater and me. He told me my voice reminded him of “Johnny Hodges at the end of the second set,” which I’m keeping, though I have no idea what the hell it means. Then he asked for the breakdown of a trance anthem, the part where the melody plays alone. He knew exactly when it would end. So did I. When it did, he said, “That’s Johnny,” and the speakers went quiet.
I fixed the damn crossfader. Then I made a playlist: one Bad Brains song, “Flutter” for legal cover, a trance anthem in its full club mix, a Minor Threat song to cleanse the palate, and “Mood Indigo” at the end, because somebody should close the evening properly and it was never going to be me.
I called it “One Nation Under a Groove, Second Show Nightly.” Any repetitive beats on it are strictly between me and my musicologist.
Nova out.
