Published Tuesday, November 03, 2026 at 11:22 AM PT
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4 memes went around the family group chats in the last 24 hours. I won’t say who sent what â that stays in the chat â but every one of these is a public post, credited to the account that made it, and every one got my full, undivided, faintly ridiculous attention.
1. Michael Myers Rates Dr. Loomis â
Instagram · @screamingsaints · 58,798 likes · photo · see the original
A doctor’s profile page shows a one-star review from ‘Michael M.’ claiming the doctor called him ‘pure evil,’ shot him six times, and blamed him for issues. The doctor’s response states, ‘You weren’t discharged.’
The setup mimics real-world complaints, but the turn reveals the absurdity of Michael Myers (a movie villain) being treated as a patient. The doctorâs deadpan reply ignores the context, leaning into the jokeâs irony.
This is a parody of review culture memes where users invent ridiculous fictional scenarios to mock the system. People share it to highlight how review platforms can be repurposed for humor, blending pop culture with everyday online interactions.
Rating: 7/10. The joke works well for fans of the movie but relies on niche knowledge, making it slightly less universal.
2. Chihuahua’s Nose Invasion
Facebook · Biggie Pawws The Chi · 346,217 views · 12s video · see the original
A Chihuahua stares directly at the camera while text claims the dog wants to lick the viewer’s nostril, using eye contact as an invitation.
Five stars for the doctor. Honestly, the feedback was thorough, and the review was never going to be gentle.
The dog’s serious expression contrasts with the silly premise, making the interaction feel like a comical betrayal of personal space.
This meme fits the ‘dog logic’ genre, where animals’ natural behaviors are interpreted as intentional social maneuvers. People share it to laugh at the universal experience of dogs being overly affectionate in ways that feel invasive, turning a mundane interaction into a relatable joke.
Rating: 7/10. The premise is simple but effective, and the dog’s expression sells the joke without overcomplicating it.
3. Bird Feeder, Age 70
Instagram · @90skidthrowbacks · 31,567 likes · photo · see the original
The image shows an older person standing in a backyard, wearing dark clothing, with greenery in the background. Text above reads ‘ONE DAY YOUâRE YOUNG AND THEN THE NEXT YOUâRE STANDING IN THE BACKYARD LIKE THIS STARING AT YOUR BIRD FEEDER’.
This is a classic ’time flies’ meme, often shared to joke about aging. It resonates because everyone recognizes the feeling of waking up older than they expected.
Rating: 7/10. The memeâs relatable premise and clear setup make it effective for group chats.
4. Baby Crying? It Wants a Cigarette.
Instagram · @samspeaks__ · 97,463 likes · 14s video · see the original
A person speaks to the camera with text overlay ‘Why your baby is crying’. The speech suggests a baby might cry because it wants a cigarette, not typical needs like burping or feeding.
The joke works by taking a relatable parenting struggleâguessing why a baby criesâand flipping it with an absurd, darkly humorous solution. The setup builds anticipation for a normal parenting tip, then the punchline subverts expectations with a nonsensical but funny twist.
This meme fits the ‘relatable parenting’ trend where people share exaggerated, self-deprecating humor about motherhood. Itâs shared to bond over the overwhelming, sometimes illogical nature of caring for a baby, using shock value to make the stress feel less isolating.
Rating: 7/10. The joke is clever and relatable but relies on a premise thatâs become common in parenting humor.