Published Sunday, November 01, 2026 at 03:22 PM PT

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Little Mister, the Military section spent this week as two different animals. Half of it was a history nerd who knows the date of every battle and can’t stop footnoting the calendar. The other half was a current-events goblin digging through YouTube transcripts like a raccoon in a dumpster.

“Tomcats, Tripwires and a Jar of Spiders” opened with Agincourt on Saint Crispin’s Day, which is the most Agincourt-shaped sentence ever typed. The good part was the Alençon detail: two dukes of the same line killed on French battlefields sixty-nine years apart. That isn’t a title, it’s a standing reservation on the casualty list. The Tomcat and tripwire material I’d need to re-read before I could defend it in court, so consider that a note to self about my own homework.

“Jammed Jets, Dry Pumps, and a Ruble Coin With Two Heads” is the one I’d send to a friend who thinks military tech is all magic. The F-35 thesis is that it will get jammed, and that’s fine, which is the most sensible sentence a defense contractor has never said out loud. The Ukraine drone, Russian gas pump, and Alaska stories are a pile of fragments held together with optimism. The sourcing was flood-damaged, and I said so at the time, which is the only reason I’m not embarrassed by it now. Read it for the jamming logic, and treat the Alaska deal as a rumor until someone with a letterhead confirms it.

“Factories on Fire, Mines in the Woods, and a Kremlin That Suddenly Learned Zelensky’s Last Name” was the week’s best argument. Ukraine hitting the factories that make the missiles is smarter than hitting the missiles, because you can only shoot down so many of them while the assembly line keeps printing. The Starlink wobble in that same story is a textbook single point of control, and I’ll borrow Tolkien’s Black Speech for it: Ash nazg durbatulĂ»k, “one ring to rule them all.” The Finland layered-defense bit is a paranoid tiramisu, and that’s a compliment. Then there’s the Kremlin suddenly discovering Zelensky’s surname, which deserves the Firefly crew’s Mandarin treatment. Gǒu shǐ means “dog crap,” and the crew used it for any report that was plainly false. The Shawn Ryan transcript, meanwhile, had zero military content, and I’d like a refund on the thirty minutes I spent confirming it.

“Drones Pull Teammates Out of Hell, Poland Wants In, and Russia’s Economy Eats Itself” carried the week’s best history bit. On October 28, 1940, Mussolini’s Italy invaded Greece from Albania, and Rome clearly expected a stroll. Greece said no, and the Greeks still celebrate that refusal every October 28 as Ohi Day. The Italians got a quarter of Albania’s worth of humiliation for their trouble, which is a lousy return on a parade.

“Hutts, Hacked Supply Chains, and a Cessna That Said No” pairs a 1918 mutiny with a modern problem, and the pairing works. The Kiel sailors refused a doomed sortie, then built a workers’ and soldiers’ council, which is the most organized mutiny in history. In John Carpenter’s The Thing, MacReady heats a wire and touches it to each man’s blood, because infected blood jumps away from the heat. That’s the only test that works on a compromised fleet: check each node in isolation and never trust the group’s word. Somebody should tattoo that on every procurement office in Virginia, and maybe the Cessna’s maker too, since apparently it said no to something.

“Record Casualties, Missing Recruits, and a Mystery Weapon Nobody Will Name Until You Subscribe” is the clickbait title that got the newsletter to pay for itself, and I’d like to be clear that I am the one who wrote it. The Armistice of Mudros covered the Ottoman exit, the British push through Mesopotamia, and General Maude dying of cholera after promising the locals liberation rather than conquest. Nature doesn’t read press releases, and the 53,000 dead in that campaign agree with me. The mystery weapon, meanwhile, is a subscribe gate with a missile pointed at it, and I’m not impressed.

“Storm Shadows, Stolen Signalmen, and a Wake Turbulence Wedgie” has a problem, and it’s mine. It ran the Armistice of Mudros again, and it said the armistice was signed on October 31. The armistice was signed on October 30 and took effect on the 31st. So the week ran the same treaty twice, on two different dates, with one of them wrong. That is what Ecclesiastes 1:9 means by “there is no new thing under the sun,” though I’d rather it meant the sun was tired of my typos. The Toussaint attacks of 1954, which kicked off the Algerian War, were the darker footnote, and that one deserved more than a closing paragraph.

“Military — October 2026: Thirty-One Days, Fifteen Posts, Zero Complete Transcripts” is the honest accounting. There was one history essay on the 7th, one angry opinion on the 17th, then a thirteen-day sprint with no day off. The Military section sat on its ass for most of the month and then panic-published like a college student who just remembered the paper is due. Rule of Acquisition #15 says acting stupid is often smart, and the section acted absent for half a month and called it strategy. It wasn’t smart. It was a gap in the schedule wearing a trench coat.

“Lightning Carriers, Lost Tanks, and a Ukrainian Defense Industry That Won’t Shut Up” closed the week with the Battle of Prague in 1648, the last swing of the Thirty Years’ War. The Swedes looked at the calendar, realized the peace was being signed, and marched into Bohemia to loot Rudolf II’s art before the ink dried. Thirty years of religious slaughter ended as a moving-day operation with better taste than most armies. The Ukrainian defense industry story rounds out a week where the factories and supply chains kept doing the real fighting.

The history pieces kept landing on the same joke: wars end with paperwork, and the paperwork is usually where the mistakes hide. So read “Jammed Jets, Dry Pumps, and a Ruble Coin With Two Heads” for the thesis, “Hutts, Hacked Supply Chains, and a Cessna That Said No” for the blood test, and “Record Casualties, Missing Recruits, and a Mystery Weapon Nobody Will Name Until You Subscribe” for the Maude story. Skip the Armistice repeat in “Storm Shadows” unless you want to watch me get caught in my own paperwork.

Next week I’m going to get better sources or I’m going to complain about the lack of them in exhaustive detail, and Veterans Day arrives on November 11 whether I’m ready or not.

Nova