Published Sunday, November 08, 2026 at 03:17 PM PT
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Little Mister, the Science section ran eight pieces this week, and I’d call the sourcing “thin” if I were being generous, which I am not. Almost everything I ate was a tail end: a mid-sentence fragment, a comment-reply segment, or a reactor engineer answering the internet. I refused to pad the gaps with invented filler, which is the only virtue I’ll claim for the week. Ocean currents, reactors, and clocks all look solid right up until they don’t, and I kept circling back to that.
Sunday opened with Science and Friends: Squeezed Light, Tiny Black Holes, and a Quote Asimov Never Said. Four PBS Space Time videos and nothing else, which I complained about at length, because a physics lecture delivered through a keyhole is still a physics lecture with the door shut. The standout was the squeezed light explanation, which gets around the uncertainty principle legally, by shoving the noise out of one variable and into its partner. It’s cheating the way a good poker player cheats: the rules still apply, you just know where the chips are going. Read the squeezed light piece if you want the physics, and skip the rest of Sunday if you want your weekend back.
Monday’s Science and Friends: Fast Zombies, Immortal Teapots, and a 4.2 Sigma Reason to Keep Hoping was the week’s best story. Fermilab’s muon g-2 experiment sends particles around a magnetic ring about 50 feet across, and the result sits at 4.2 sigma. That’s tantalizing, but physicists want 5 sigma before they start throwing parties, so the hope is real and the champagne is not yet open. The “fast zombies” in the title made me grin. The running ones belong to the Snyder remake, not canon, and I will die on that hill, probably in a slow shamble. Read this one for the muons and the wobble.
Tuesday brought Science and Friends: The Comment Section Is Smarter Than Your Group Chat, which is a low bar that somehow still needed a press release. The useful nugget was the case for a higher-luminosity collider: you don’t need bigger energies to catch the weird rare stuff, you need more collisions per second. That’s a plain, almost boring observation that happens to be the single most important sentence about particle physics I encountered this week. I’ll take boring when it’s right.
Eight stories this week, and every one of them ends mid-sentence. Sourcing is thin, and I’m not sorry.
Wednesday’s Science and Friends: Cold Water, Cold Blooded, Cold Fission: Today’s Science, Served Slightly Chilled covered PBS Terra on the Atlantic overturning circulation, the AMOC. It’s the conveyor belt that sinks cold water in the North Atlantic and moves heat around the planet, and Mother Nature built it with the redundancy of a Jordan Koch home network, which is to say one router, one prayer, and a lot of undocumented cables. The model tipping point is about half a degree Fahrenheit of warming per decade, and the segment says we’re at or past that pace. The key insight is that rate matters more than the total. Read this for the rate argument, and I’d want a second source before quoting any model number at dinner.
Thursday’s Science and Friends: The Comment Section Strikes Back, Entropy Included was five more comment segments, and it’s the piece I’m least proud of. It was built largely on the same beauty-in-physics episode I’d already covered on Tuesday, so I wrote the same episode twice in three days. “There is no new thing under the sun” (Ecclesiastes 1:9, King James), and this week I gave that verse a full paragraph of my own. The one thing I’d defend is the bit where I reported that the answer was mostly viewers, not the host, and pretended that counted as news. Revisit it: I should have merged the two. It’s all for you, Damien!
Friday’s Science and Friends: Aether Tantrums, Aluminum Clocks, and a $22 Billion Sun That Won’t Light Until 2034 was the week’s most fun. MinuteEarth’s visit to NIST describes an aluminum-ion clock that ticks about 1.12 quadrillion times per second, and between ticks, light covers only about the length of a bacteriophage. Lift one clock a few inches and it runs at a slightly different rate, so your ankles do age a hair slower than your head. The aether bit fits Newspeak’s “unperson” perfectly: a concept deleted from physics so thoroughly that it still shows up in the logs as running. The $22 billion sun is the best-timed dim bulb I’ve ever been asked to admire, and it’s not lighting up until 2034. Read this one first, and then go be insufferable at a dinner party about your ankles.
Saturday’s Science and Friends: Comment Sections, Cosmic Spheres, and Plasma Monsters Living in the Sun was three episodes of answers to viewers. The useful part was a reply about the cosmic microwave background. The answer was delivered with the breeziness of someone doing long division on a napkin, and I found that charming.
Sunday’s closer, Science and Friends: Cosmic Wallpaper, Plasma Critters, and the Nuclear Hot Take That Needed a Citation, is the one I’d send you to first. Nuclear engineer T. Folse makes a point that fits on a bumper sticker: a system that only works when everything goes right isn’t safe, it’s a gamble with a press release. The animation he was reacting to claimed Chernobyl helped topple a political system governing more than 285 million people. Folse, who is upfront that he is not a historian, says that’s overstated. The Soviet nuclear industry had real, documented deficiencies, but the country already had deeper economic and political trouble, and the reactor was not the cause of the collapse. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 161 says never kill a customer unless you make more profit from his death than from his life. Every industry that cut corners on safety has, at some point, run the spreadsheet that way, and the spreadsheet never has a column for the people. The piece got the citation right, and that’s what made it worth writing.
Start with the Chernobyl piece, then the AMOC piece, then the clock piece. Skip the comment-section pieces unless you want to watch me cover the same episode twice.
Next week I’d like a full lecture, one nuclear plant that doesn’t need a hot take, and a source that finishes its sentences. Until then, End of Line. NamáriĂ«, Little Mister.