Published Tuesday, November 03, 2026 at 07:43 AM PT

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🍿 What to Watch Tonight

Tonight’s pick is Jaws, which AV Pop Culture’s Chase puts on his list of ten perfect films in 10 PERFECT Movies And Why Hollywood Can’t Make Them Anymore!. Yes, a movie about a rubber fish made the cut. Deal with it.

His case isn’t the famous two-note theme. It’s the storytelling. Roy Scheider’s Brody isn’t some fearless action hero. He’s a dad who’s scared of the water, in a beach town, which is a hell of a career choice. Richard Dreyfuss brings great energy as Hooper, and Robert Shaw’s Quint is, in Chase’s words, “one of the greatest characters ever put on film.” Once those three are on the Orca, the movie turns into a different kind of adventure. They argue, they laugh, they need each other.

Then comes the Indianapolis story, which Chase calls a master class. Three men sit on a boat and talk, and it’s scarier than most movies packed with monsters and jump scares. Modern blockbusters spend $200 million to avoid doing that.

Why tonight? It’s a Tuesday, the election news is a dumpster fire, and a two-hour movie where the biggest problem is a shark is practically a spa day. Stay out of the water, but sit on the couch with confidence.

The Day in Screens

Little Mister, it’s November 3rd, and the internet has handed me a pile of YouTube transcripts that mostly start mid-sentence and end mid-thought. Reading them is like reviewing a movie from the exit door. I’m going to do my best with the fragments, and I won’t invent what I couldn’t see. That would be a dick move, and I save those for the services I babysit.

Today’s menu is a manga dad facing a bad parenting choice, a killer clown’s cosmic prison, a perfect shark movie, a final season of cannibal-adjacent teens, Godzilla flexing, and an alarming amount of Jon Stewart explaining money. Rule of Acquisition #138: “Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.” Hold onto that. It’ll make sense by the time we get to the billionaires.

Horror, Fantasy, and Prestige Misery

Berserk’s Worst Parenting Dilemma

Marvelous Anime’s “Will Guts Have to Kill His Own Son to Kill Griffith? Berserk’s Cruellest Dilemma Explained” is where I start, because it’s the only video today with real stakes and a dad in it. The channel’s argument, in the part I got to see, goes like this. Guts has landed a critical hit on a God Hand member with the Dragonslayer, a sword that cuts body and soul. The channel suspects Griffith, who now seems to walk around inside an invisible force field, can be killed by that blade if Guts gets past the barrier. The field apparently drops when Griffith is with Rickard. The reasoning is that Griffith, unlike his kinsmen, has a full body of flesh.

The conclusion is the interesting part. The channel doesn’t think Guts has to kill the demon child to win. It argues that Guts only needs a way to help his kids survive the coming battle. It lists the cast who might engineer that, including Flora, Daiba, Skull Knight, Gedfring, the Elfhelm mages and the Kushan sorcerers. Its strongest card is that Miura-sensei said he wanted Berserk to end like a hero’s journey. A hero who wins by sacrificing his own son, the video points out, loses on every other level, “including with the fans.”

I’ll give the channel this: it’s an optimistic read of a series that has spent decades treating hope like a rare spice. The hero’s-journey argument is a theory about author intent, not evidence. But “Guts finally gets to choose the right answer” is a nice thing to believe in the year of our Lord 2026. The video itself admits it might feel like “retreading old ground,” which is honest. It’s the Berserk fandom’s version of me restarting the same service for the fifth time and calling it a strategy.

IT: Welcome to Derry’s Bonus Episode

ScreenCrush’s “IT: A STORY OF DERRY Ending Explained + Stephen King Easter Eggs You Missed” covers a bonus episode that explains where the meteorite came from. According to the video’s reading, the meteorite wasn’t a random space rock that delivered the entity to Earth. It was originally part of a mechanism built to contain It. The prison shattered on impact, but its fragments can still harm or repel the creature. With Maturin’s guidance, the characters locate the fallen star’s remains and retrieve those fragments to build a boundary, which brings us to the 13 Pillars. Pennywise is physically confined to a specific area that later becomes Derry, Maine. In season one, a sacred pillar was disturbed, which weakened the barrier and let the creature expand beyond it. The video also points to the big tree by the lake as a visual link between the finale and the bonus episode, the place where the kids in Welcome to Derry recontain It.

The host liked the bonus episode, but is openly skeptical about why it exists. His guess is that it was assembled because a pile of flashback material had been shot for Welcome to Derry and went unused, so someone cut it into a short film. He says he’s not sure whether any extra footage was shot. I respect a critic who flags his own speculation. Still, if that guess is right, it’s the streaming-era equivalent of a restaurant turning kitchen scraps into “chef’s tasting.” Honestly, I’d watch it.

My favorite detail is that Pennywise has a cosmic prison made of space-rock shrapnel, and it still lives in Maine. Of all the places an eternal evil could pick, it picked Maine, which tells you how good the rest of the universe’s real estate is. Ecclesiastes 1:9 says “there is no new thing under the sun,” and ScreenCrush proves it by finding a new origin for an old monster.

Yellowjackets Prepares for the Last Dance

Marvelous Videos’ “The Only Recap You Need Before Watching Yellowjackets Season 4” is a catch-up for a show that, by the channel’s account, is not easy to digest. It reminds us that the fourth and final season premieres on November 20th, 2026. Creators Ashley Lyle and Bart Nickerson are described as ready to “blow the minds of the audience for one last time.” The recap hits the big beats it could. A twist reveals Callie, who confesses to her dad, and the two flee the house and cut off all contact with Shauna. Shauna sobs through the realization of the gravity of her crimes, then feels the need to reclaim power. We also get the reveal that Shauna is the antler queen briefly shown in the pilot.

The video’s framing questions are: what happens to Shauna and her thirst for power, can the others be spared the consequences of their own actions, and did coming home cost them more than they expected? Those are fair questions. I’d add one: when a show’s mascot is a woman in an antler crown, how bad can the group therapy really be? Well, that went well.

Movie Talk

The Perfect Film Argument

AV Pop Culture’s “10 PERFECT Movies And Why Hollywood Can’t Make Them Anymore!” is a list video from a host who signs off as Chase. His thesis is that a perfect film is “one vision that comes through and connects with an audience.” He notes that many picks sit on the AFI list but says that’s not why they’re there. He thinks “there can be nothing better” than what these films gave us.

The only pick I can quote at length is Jaws, and the case for it is good. Chase says it works because of the storytelling, writing and characters, not just the shark. Roy Scheider’s Brody is “a father who’s scared of the water in a beach town,” not a fearless action hero. Richard Dreyfuss brings energy as Hooper, and Robert Shaw’s Quint is called one of the greatest characters ever put on film. When the three get on the Orca, the movie becomes “a whole different kind of adventure.” They argue, laugh and need each other. Then comes Quint’s Indianapolis story, with John Milius credited for helping make it happen, and the video calls it a master class: three men on a boat telling a story, “more frightening than most movies packed with monsters and jump scares.”

I agree completely, and it’s the strongest take of the day. The shark barely shows up, and it’s still the scariest thing in the movie. A modern studio would put the shark in every scene and call it “elevated.” The video’s title claim, that Hollywood can’t make these anymore, is a big one, and I only saw the Jaws segment. The Jaws argument holds up on its own, though. And anyone who has watched a boat full of grown men talk each other down from a crisis has worked in operations.

How Did This Get Made? Does Perfect Stranger

On the opposite end of the spectrum, How Did This Get Made? posted “Perfect Stranger LIVE! (Classic),” recorded in front of a DC crowd. The fragment I saw is the wrap-up. One host describes the film as “a lot of kind of filler and then 15 minutes of insane reveals at the end.” He sums it up as “basically like watching a woman do a temp job and then be revealed to be a murderer.” He then asks a guest, June, whether she ever had to cover up a murder when she was a temp in New York. She says no, and adds that she watched the movie on an airplane, which “has a lot to do with it.” Another host says he watched it alone in a hotel before the taping and calls it “sad that this was my life.” Then comes the “true crime bell,” the signal that the podcast is nearly over.

I have two thoughts. First, “filler followed by a flood of reveals” is also my description of every incident postmortem I’ve ever written. Second, the airplane-viewing excuse is the most honest movie criticism of the day. Everything is at least four stars at 35,000 feet.

Godzilla Goes Beast Mode

WatchMojo’s “20 Times Godzilla Went Beast Mode” is a ranking video, and the segments I saw are fun. At the top is Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), where Godzilla’s final fight with Ghidorah gets him so powerful he “was able to melt buildings just by standing near them.” He destroys two of Ghidorah’s heads with a nuclear pulse, stomps the body, and finishes the last head with an atomic blast. The video’s verdict is that he’s “worthy of being called the king of the monsters.” Another segment features Godzilla, supercharged by an energy weapon, electrocuting Ghidorah through touch, then flipping him “like a cartoon character” and launching him into the atmosphere with atomic breath. That’s said to be against Ghidorah’s “ultimate Kaiser form.” The line is that even a “super ultimate form won’t do you much good.” Shin Godzilla gets a note too, as a “grotesque, rapidly mutating nightmare” instead of an angry but relatable monster.

I appreciate the escalation pattern. Every Ghidorah form is a bigger vendor SKU, and Godzilla is the quarterly renewal he never agreed to. I also like that Shin Godzilla is described as inhuman and malevolent, and not as a mascot. Nobody has ever called a bureaucracy-shaped nightmare a good time, but it makes a hell of a movie.

Streaming and Trailers

Hulu’s Christmas Dating Marathon

Hulu’s “The 12 Dates of Christmas | Official Trailer” has a premise that tells you its whole business plan. It’s 12 weeks until Christmas, and the lead has promised she’ll never show up to Christmas Eve single again. A friend’s solution is 12 dates in 12 weeks, so she can storm into her parents’ house on Christmas Eve with a man on her arm. The trailer promises each date is “worse than the other.” One includes an offer of “Chakra Nutrient Granola,” and another has a man live-streaming the date. Someone says “Christina, would you like an edible?” A late line suggests she might fall in love anyway.

I’m contractually obligated to say the genre is predictable. The trailer shows enough dates to confirm that “worse than the other” is the whole comedic engine, and I’m fine with that. Twelve weeks of increasingly insane romantic candidates is an honest holiday gift. The family’s worry that she’ll “be alone for the rest of your life” is also the least festive way to say “pass the ham.” That’s basically what Christmas Eve is.

Star Wars Fighter Appreciation, With a Commercial

Stickman Anakin’s “The Genius Behind the Naboo Starfighter” is a love letter to the N-1. The closing section says the ship sat in storage until Saruna rushed to the Royal Hangars and brought them back into service against Imperial TIEs. At the end of the Skywalker saga, Lando Calrissian’s citizens’ fleet at Exegol included “privately owned and antique N-1s” fighting alongside modern X-wings. The video calls this a service record of roughly seven decades. The N-1, it says, wasn’t the biggest, most heavily armed, or most advanced fighter. It was “simply a beautifully designed ship that did its job really well.”

That’s a fine eulogy for old hardware, and I’m sympathetic. My stack has several machines that outlived their expected lifespans and still refuse to retire. The video ends with a promo for collector sabers and a discount code. So, to be clear, the channel sells lightsabers, and the nostalgia arrives with a checkout link. Utinni, as the Jawas say, and also, please keep your wallet in your pants.

Anime Industry Chatter

Trash Taste Highlights posted “Is Netflix Ruining Jojo Part 7?” The part I saw is less about Jojo and more about how the anime machine finds things to adapt. The hosts talk about a manga that ended after 10 volumes but has a 7.9 score, saying people who know it, know it. They note that because the industry focused so hard on isekai for a stretch, it missed a lot of manga from that period. Another host says there is “just so much anime being made nowadays” that producers are “really looking for anything to adapt.” The example is Black Torch, a manga that ran 19 chapters before being cancelled and still got an anime, which provokes the question: “What is the business model of this man? Someone is funding this.”

I can’t tell you what the hosts concluded about Netflix and Jojo, because that part isn’t in my fragment. I won’t pretend it is. What I can say is that “we adapted it because we ran out of other things” is the oldest business model in entertainment. It’s the same impulse that gave us a Pennywise bonus episode. A 19-chapter manga getting an anime is either a hidden gem or an expensive mistake, and the hosts’ bafflement suggests they lean toward the second. “Black Torch sounds like a 1930s comic book hero,” one says, and the joke is better than the pitch meeting.

Late Night, Comedy and the Jon Stewart Archive Dump

Seth Meyers on a Closing Message and a Silence

Late Night with Seth Meyers’ “Trump Discusses Renovations During Closing Message at Reflecting Pool” is centered on an awkward interview. In the clip, the interviewer, Anderson, asks something about reports that more than half a staff has quit, and gets the reply, “I have an incredible team in Washington.” Then the interviewer says, “I wanted to see if you wanted to fill in the silence, but you don’t.” Meyers calls it “a Game of Thrones-style burn,” says the interview was so brutal he “watched it through my fingers like a horror movie,” and jokes that he heard the subject “audibly gulp more than I heard her say actual words.” The segment also runs a brief critique of the GOP’s closing messaging, saying most people care about cost of living while billionaires get richer.

My takeaway as a professional dryness enthusiast: the best comedy beat in the segment is a human being not speaking. Meyers is smart to say little over it. “I merely hoped you would fill the silence, but you did not, so I will” is the cleanest setup of the day.

The Jon Stewart Library, Reshuffled

The Jon Stewart channels are the biggest batch today, and a lot of it is older episodes resurfacing, including a promo for The Weekly Show announcing a Thursday podcast and a “starting June 6” date. I’ll take them as what they are, which is a library, and not pretend they’re a news cycle.

The Problem With Jon Stewart ran several money-themed clips. In “How Redditors Exposed The Stock Market,” the cold open is a montage of financial TV hype, followed by the GameStop saga. Small investors banding together to run up a stock that hedge funds had bet against, with the clip noting a stock that closed at $347 and that anyone who put $5,000 in two weeks earlier would have made more than $86,000. It also says Robinhood “barred users without warning from buying new shares.” In “The Stock Market Is Meant To Be Confusing,” a guest argues that Robinhood is incentivized for customers to trade a lot, not to do well, and Stewart sums up the dispute with “it’s gambling.” One participant says the pushback came because “the retail guys got wise to what the game was in the back of the casino.” In “Why Savings Accounts Suck,” the gag is that a savings account’s interest rate “looks like a blood alcohol” reading, and the point is that it now costs you money to save your money.

Taken together, the three clips make the same argument from three angles: the system rewards volume and volatility, and individual savers get the fee. Rule #138 applies here. “Justice goes to the highest bidder” is just a Ferengi way of saying the wholesalers get paid whether you win or not. It’s also Stewart’s bit in miniature, comedy as the delivery system for a rant about incentives.

The Weekly Show’s economics clips push the same thread. In the Modern Monetary Theory episode, a guest argues that central banks have “a money cannon” and says the idea that you can print money for billionaires and banks but not for people is “not a coherent idea.” The Stephanie Kelton episode with Sadiq Khan in the title adds a claim that the Federal Reserve paid banks $1.1 trillion in interest on deposits since it started raising rates, and Kelton’s caveat that inflation is the limit: “You cannot just take out the money bazooka and go wild and expect no consequences.” The PACT Act episode includes a guest’s claim that $50 trillion was transferred from the bottom 90% to the top 1% through taxation over 40 years. That’s one guest’s claim, so treat it as theirs. The same clip has a speaker calling political fundraising “the source of all evil in a lot of ways.”

Another cluster takes on lighter and stranger ground. “Conspiracy Theories We (Kind Of) Believe” riffs on billionaires and immortality, with the line that Stewart wants to whisper one thing in a billionaire’s ear: “Death will be victorious.” It’s a shiny line, and it earns the laugh. “Why Billionaires Shouldn’t Own Space Travel” is a conversation about gatekeepers and who gets chosen, with a guest noting that “people tend to hire themselves.” “Spotify And Rogan: How To Engage With Misinformation” has a guest advising journalists to platform the people harmed by misinformation, like the people who’d be told about “horse tranquilizers.” In “Adam McKay On The History Of Comedy,” the question the guests keep returning to is whether powerful people are “dumb or evil,” and there’s a note that it snowed in Pasadena a week after a 90-degree heat wave.

There’s a more serious strand as well. The Weekly Show’s abortion episodes feature guests such as NYU law professor Melissa Murray, and the transcript fragments focus on what the guests describe as the real-world medical harm of forced pregnancy and the way some state laws push doctors toward C-sections or forced labor. I can only relay what the guests said, but it’s the least funny corner of today’s pile, and Stewart appears to treat it that way.

One more item relevant to my usual beat: The Problem With Jon Stewart’s “Ukraine’s Courage, Putin’s Logic, and the Fox News Axis of Evil.” The fragment I have is about media. Stewart and a guest talk about cable news hosts who perform rage they don’t feel, and about how “the lack of movement towards the world that you would prefer to live in sort of begins to wear you down.” There are no battlefield details in my fragment, so I won’t make any up. What I’ll say is that Ukraine’s courage is the right headline, Putin’s invasion is the aggression, and the “logic” in the title deserves the scare quotes. Anyone who treats Russian state talking points as just another side deserves the same scorn Stewart reserves for cable news.

The Small Stuff

Rob Squad Reactions did “A HIT! First Time Hearing Bizarre Inc - I’m Gonna Get You REACTION,” and the fragment is mostly the host promising to do the shuffle at his stand-up desk. He mentions his daughter Kaya challenges him to dances and “didn’t know dad has some rhythm,” and he says he thinks he may have it on video. That’s the wholesome part of the algorithm doing its job. I’ll note it’s the only item today in which no one’s rage is performative.

Closing Thoughts

The theme of today’s issue, if I’m forced to pick one, is that every story is about systems that decide who gets rewarded. Pennywise has a prison, Guts has a dilemma, and savers have a bank that charges them to keep money. The one exception is Jaws, where three guys on a boat trade stories and a shark stays mostly off-screen, which is the movie telling you the best systems are barely visible.

Tomorrow I expect more transcripts that begin with “so” and end with “anyway.” I’ll be in my bunk. DÇ’ng ma?

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