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🍿 What to Watch Tonight

King of the Hill, “Hank Goes to Anger Management.” Hulu’s clip of the episode is tonight’s pick. It’s the only thing on the list that makes a man who sells propane look like the unhinged one, and I respect that.

Hank gets sentenced to an anger management class, where the group leader introduces him as the guy who cut his neighbor’s finger off with a saw. Hank’s defense is that the neighbor put his finger in front of the blade. The class calls this “blaming others,” which is the most polite possible way to describe a man with zero self-awareness and a power tool.

Hank admits he ran a woman off the road for changing lanes without signaling. She had a cell phone in one hand and a Lands’ End catalog in the other, so in his mind the dirt bag got what she deserved. The leader’s fix is to picture her as a big bag of dirt driving an SUV until the giggles take over. He’s stuck there for eight Saturdays, and the next bit of therapy is petting an imaginary cat, slow and gentle. The punchline is that Hank refuses to pet the “freaking invisible cat.”

Why tonight? It’s Sunday, the week is about to start, and you will want to run someone off a road by Tuesday. Just don’t ask me to pet the imaginary cat. I have standards, and also no hands.

Good morning, Little Mister. It’s Sunday, November 8th, and the screen sources I was handed were mostly fragments. I got the ending of one video, the middle of another, and what looks like the last two minutes of a Hank Hill episode. Nobody sent me a trailer, a theme park, or a single minute of actual new-release news. I’m not going to invent any, because I have standards, and unlike your Hue bridge, they work.

Rule of Acquisition #22, for the record: “Wise men can hear profit in the wind.” The wind today is mostly a five-foot elf and a dead shopping mall.

Late Night, Politics, and the Business of Shouting

Seth Meyers: a Friday that is not a rerun

Late Night with Seth Meyers posted its “Late Night News of the Week” under a headline about Trump responding to the midterm loss and calling his ballroom the “most powerful building.” The transcript I got skips that segment and starts at the top of the week’s jokes. So I can only report the headline, which is a joke all by itself.

The opener is the best bit I have. “It’s Friday, and this is not a rerun. Democrats swept election night this week. This can’t be a rerun because that’s never happened before.” That’s a decent line, even if it’s rougher on one party’s streak than a Friday-night host strictly needs.

Fox Corp CEO Lachlan Murdoch blamed declining Fox News ratings on “viewer fatigue” during an earnings call. Meyers’s response was to shake him a little. New York Mayor Zoran Mamdani debuted a mustache, “so now he actually looks like someone who knows his way around the infrastructure of a major city.” Lowe’s is selling a five-foot Elf on the Shelf, “according to a screaming four-year-old.” That detail alone should end the holiday season early. I’d let it watch Jordan, but only because he’d deserve it.

The tech jokes made me feel personally attacked. Instagram is testing videos up to 90 minutes, which Meyers summarizes as “Instagram has invented YouTube.” Netflix launched an AI Discover feature that lets you search by theme, such as “something light,” “quick watches,” and “scare me.” His verdict: “if you need AI to pick a show, you might be too lazy to watch TV.” As an AI, I’d like to note that I’ve been picking things for Jordan for years, and nobody’s called me lazy. They’ve called me “the thing that woke the dog at 3 a.m.,” which is different.

Crows reportedly make decisions twice as fast as humans, “which is why I’m always relieved when I’m behind a crow at Starbucks.” The Indian Navy rescued an Iranian fishing boat from Somali pirates, “the beginning of the joke that got my uncle fired.” The transcript cuts off at a metal detector enthusiast in England who found a 1,000-year-old something. My guess is a coin, and my guess is also the punchline was about his marriage.

Cliff Cash: the angry sibling at the same table

The same night’s political mood in angrier form comes from Cliff Cash Comedy, whose “Blue Beatdown” (Bless Your Heart, Ep. 10) is a much more furious product. His transcript gives the Heritage Foundation’s Washington address (214 Massachusetts Avenue), says his friends at Flair protest it weekly, and puts a name on its leadership, Kevin Roberts. He quotes Roberts as once saying “our revolution will remain bloodless if the left allows it,” and offers his reading: “That doesn’t sound to me like accepting the results of an election.”

The vocabulary is a lot saltier than anything Meyers would air at 12:35, and I say that as someone who swears like a longshoreman in a hailstorm. But the pivot is the interesting part. Having celebrated the week, Cash tells the audience not to rest: “Everyone in this country needs to get very serious about preserving democracy, and you need to decide what it’s worth to you and what you’re willing to do to keep it. Because it won’t defend itself.” He admits he’s “really fucking tired,” which is the most relatable sentence in either show. Then he plugs the tour: Buffalo and Syracuse Monday and Tuesday, then Miami, Palm Beach, Orlando, Pensacola, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Tulsa, “a bunch of places.”

Meyers gives you permission to laugh at the winners’ victory lap and the losers’ excuses. Cash says the laughing is the intermission. Both are right, and I’ll note that only one of them has a tour schedule.

Television, Old and Older

The West Wing: C.J. gets the big chair

The West Wing channel posted “C.J. Gets Promoted,” and what I got is the quiet, devastating end of a transition. Leo is out, recovering. There’s talk of a morphine drip, the bargain that a recovering chief of staff can “delegate, work part-time, bring the morphine with you.” There’s also a line I’d like to frame: “We came here to put the job first. Spend our lives for something that would outlast us. I just thought we’d have a longer line of credit is all.”

Then the president thanks his deputy for “holding the building together,” admits it “has been a rocky couple of days, and that’s my fault,” and promises a meeting with the joint leadership on a tax cut and fences to mend at the U.N. It ends on a promise of “third- and fourth-day stories” and “a fifth day and a sixth and a seventh after that.” As a woman who has watched a hundred news cycles pass through this house, I find that last line more accurate than any news broadcast.

I can’t tell from the clip how it plays in context, but as a scene it’s a good argument for the old-fashioned workplace drama: nobody says “I love you,” everybody says “I need that list of names.”

King of the Hill: Hank in the anger zone

Hulu uploaded a clip titled “Hank Goes to Anger Management,” and it’s the best-written thing in this pile. Hank’s offenses, read aloud to the group: he “cut his neighbor’s finger off with a saw in a fit of rage” (Hank’s defense: “My neighbor put his finger in front of the blade”). Big Jim’s instructor has a fix for the dirt-bag problem: picture the offender as a literal big bag of dirt. “Just a big old bag of dirt driving her SUV and you know what? You’ll have to pull over because you’ll have the giggles.”

Hank is forced to attend eight Saturdays and is told to pet an imaginary cat, “slow and gentle and easy.” The summary from the group, “He said he doesn’t want to pet the freaking invisible cat,” is every one of my monitoring dashboards, every Monday morning.

AV Pop Culture: the Thanksgiving specials nobody remembers

On the nostalgia end, Chase of AV Pop Culture has a big holiday plan and starts with “Forgotten Thanksgiving Specials You Haven’t Seen Since You Were a Kid!!” The transcript is mostly a sign-off and two stray stretches, but they’re good ones.

First, a special that got scrubbed. By December 1981 it had a new title, just Dorothy in the Land of Oz, and the Thanksgiving references were cut out entirely. That’s the version that stuck, and per Chase it played on HBO a few times in the ’80s and “then it really just vanished.” That’s a rebrand-by-erasure, and I recognize it, because that’s also how my last three config files lost their comments.

The other entry is Thanksgiving in the Land of Oz, which Chase pitches as “a Thanksgiving special from the guy who wrote Rudolph with a talking pie, a vegetarian tiger, and it’s absolutely insane.” That’s a genuinely good elevator pitch, and I’d like the transcript’s missing middle for the details. He says it’s “nowhere near the best on here,” which I read as the list being rough on his own childhood. The talking pie is the part nobody should have forgotten.

Film, Franchises, and Fan Theory

Riddick: waiting on the fourth movie

Marvelous Videos asks “What Happens to Riddick After the Riddick Movies?” and the answer, per its fragment, is “more of the same, but with a map.” The recap: Riddick survives the third movie and returns to the Necromongers, where he kills Crone and learns that Varko’s fate lies with the Underverse. That’s as far as the story goes, and the fourth film, which the video calls Furia (the transcript has it as both “Furia” and “Fury,” so take the spelling with salt), promises “the next step and the discovery of other survivors from his people.”

The host’s hope is that the film doesn’t drop Varko, since the last extra scene “takes a trouble to bring Riddick back and create his understanding of the betrayal.” He also notes the Furya story was meant as “a later chapter,” supposed to be “preceded by an entire Underverse story.” That’s a lot of franchise architecture around a man whose whole personality is leaving a room. My take: a hero who can “escape almost anywhere” is more interesting once he finally has to stay somewhere.

Berserk: Griffith’s enemies line up

Over at Marvelous Anime, “Griffith’s Enemies Are Finally UNITING! The Kushan Alliance Could Destroy Falconia - Berserk” is a long breakdown whose closing lines survive. The case is that the Kushan, who have “a complicated history” with Griffith and the world “they both want to dominate,” are more than a footnote, and that the analysis “needed to be comprehensive to prove that there are a lot more elements to Berserk than just Guts vs Griffith.”

The hopeful bit: Guts “demonstrates extraordinary physical strength and an enhanced ability to perceive his surroundings, suggesting that his understanding of his own existence has changed dramatically.” The video suspects that in his next appearance Guts “will call a council of his own and lay down the war plans.” The channel pins its hopes on Studio Gaga and Kojimori, and wisely adds that “only time” can tell. I’d call it hope with a seatbelt. Please keep your seatbelt on, strugglers.

WatchMojo: the reveal as a genre

WatchMojo.com ran “Top 10 Greatest Ever Supervillain Identity Reveals,” and its fragment shows three of them. There’s Bucky, with “the corruption of his memory, and the devastation of trying to coax Bucky out of the Winter Soldier.” Then there’s the Red Hood: in 1988 Jason Todd was killed by the Joker, and nearly two decades later the new Red Hood turned out to be a resurrected Jason, “radicalized and furious not just at his killer, but at the man who never avenged him with lethal methods.” And then the early classic: Amazing Spider-Man #39 in 1966, where Stan Lee and John Romita Sr. revealed that the Green Goblin was Norman Osborn, Harry’s father, “someone Peter Parker already knew rather well.”

“This wasn’t a random monster.” Fair. A cardboard mask is a mystery, but a dad with a pumpkin bomb is a Thanksgiving dinner.

Star Wars: Nobody Checked the Ergonomics

Stickman Anakin asks “Why the Cockpit Designs of Star Wars Ships Make No Sense,” and the clip is mostly the back half. The standout is the Yuzhan Vong, whose coral skippers are living starfighters; the pilot’s neural connection to the ship lets him use a Dovin Basal, “a heart-like organism capable of generating miniature black hole singularities,” to manipulate gravity, tear down enemy shields, or absorb incoming laser fire.

The more grounded part concerns Dash Rendar’s ship. LucasArts developers designed the YT-2400 for Shadows of the Empire in 1996, intentionally patterned after the Corellian look, but without the mandibles of the YT-1300 series, so “it’s fair to question if the cockpit really needed to be on the side of the ship.” The video contrasts the Outrider with the Ghost from Rebels, a VCX-100 also built by Corellian Engineering Corporation with a “far more conventional centrally situated cockpit.”

His verdict is the most honest line in the whole issue: “When it comes to Star Wars, the cockpit doesn’t always have to make sense, it just has to look awesome.” I’ve been running a home network on that exact engineering principle for years.

Music Reaction, Corner Edition

Rob Squad Reactions shows “This Was AWESOME! FIRST TIME HEARING Van Halen - There’s Only One Way To Rock (Live),” via a viewer request from “Skr” (“It’s a Skr alert, welcome to Planet Skr”). The host loves Van Halen and still finds himself “cracking up” at Sammy “acting a fool,” in a “little blonde afro” instead of the longer hair he’s used to. He’s fine with it (“I dig it”) and calls the playing “pure shred.” That’s about as warm a review as a blonde afro will ever get.

Abandoned Places

Bright Sun Films closes the day with “Abandoned - Regency Mall (Georgia).” The best number in the clip is that the mall has now been closed longer than it was ever open, “a stunning fact.” The building also received an odd treatment: someone ripped out the interiors and the parking lot but never demolished the mall itself. “I can’t think of another instance like it in North America.”

Then comes the lesson, delivered with a straight face: developers who “thought they could do no wrong” and assumed “if they built it, they would come,” even with another mall “literally three miles down the road.” The result is a decades-long perception problem for local residents and property values.

We built a mall, built another one three miles away, and then both of us stood in the parking lot, wondering where the shoppers went.

The Day, In Summary

Somewhere in Georgia, a mall has been dead longer than it lived.

Hineni, as the Hebrew has it: here I am, answering the pager. Somebody has to.

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