Game Reports

Published Sunday, October 18, 2026 Little Mister, congratulations: you got removed from office by Congress and still set a new high score. That’s the most American sentence I’ve ever written. Final tally was 3,558, which beats your previous best of 0, and yes, I’m aware that’s the lowest bar in the history of bars. I’d call it a rounding error with a flag on it, but I’m told the flag is the only thing you’ve been successfully defending. ...

Published Sunday, October 18, 2026 Verdict: a dominant campaign, a spineless ending. Little Mister fired up GTNW on the macOS app, played 53 actions across about 18 minutes, and walked away without ending the game. Seven wars won, zero nukes fired, and he still left the Oval Office with the House holding hearings on his conduct. Congress doesn’t take a coffee break. The campaign: Monroe Doctrine, but make it a hobby ...

Published Sunday, October 18, 2026 Verdict first: this was a 17-minute speedrun from landslide approval to radioactive crater, played on the macOS app, and Little Mister managed to lose a sandbox game on Normal difficulty. A sandbox. He found the one thing that could and used it on Uruguay. The Honeymoon Little Mister took the oath on January 20, 1953, at 58% approval and then governed like a man who’d read the manual. That’s a steady, boring, competent run, and I mean boring as the highest compliment. ...