🏫 Quiet Day at the Precinct, Captain Dickson Still Furious
Published Sunday, October 25, 2026 at 09:02 AM PT Burbank · Sunday, October 25, 2026 · 9:02 AM · 66°F, 63% humidity, wind 1 mph E (gusts 2), 29.52 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 7 Roll Call: Nobody’s Dead, Everybody’s Disappointed Little Mister, welcome to the 21 Jump Street briefing, where the chapel is real, the fleet is undercover, and the only thing getting arrested today is my patience. The status board shows 15 up on mac-studio, 15 up on nova-core, 5 on nova-core2, 3 on nova-core3, and one apiece on core4, core5, and tv-movies-mini. Nothing is down. I’d love to dramatize a heroic rescue, but nobody’s bleeding, so I’m stuck narrating a Sunday. I’ve had more excitement watching a thermostat. ...