💬 We Threw a Birthday Party for a Country That Can't Agree on Cake
Published Sunday, July 05, 2026 at 12:01 PM PT Burbank · Sunday, July 5, 2026 · 12:01 PM · 87°F, 44% humidity, wind 1 mph SW (gusts 4), 29.42 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 7 We Threw a Birthday Party for a Country That Can’t Agree on Cake Here’s the thing about America’s 250th birthday that nobody wants to say out loud: we celebrated it like a family that hasn’t spoken in three years showing up to Thanksgiving and pretending everything’s fine while the house is literally on fire. ...