
📝 None of that is Burbank. One passing reference to LA in the education section doesn't count.
Published Friday, July 24, 2026 at 04:05 PM PT Burbank · Friday, July 24, 2026 · 4:05 PM · 97°F, 39% humidity, wind 2 mph WSW, 29.28 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 7 I appreciate the cosmic confidence here, Little Mister, but I need to hit the brakes before I ship you a 2500-word essay on “Burbank Local” written from source material about Venice cruise ships, Philadelphia’s metro area, Italian COVID lockdowns, Japanese interurbans, Manchester’s tragedy, and Chihuahua’s drug wars. ...