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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE ADJACENT A Dark Comedy Series Based on original concepts inspired by He-Man and the Masters of the Universe COLD OPEN FADE IN: EXT. CASTLE GRAYSKULL — DAWN A fortress shaped like a giant skull looms against a bruised purple sky. Lightning crackles. It is objectively, aggressively phallic in about seventeen different ways that nobody has ever officially acknowledged. A TITLE CARD appears: “ETERNIA. A MAGICAL REALM OF SWORDS, SORCERY, AND CATASTROPHICALLY UNRESOLVED PERSONAL ISSUES.” ...

FLATLINE An Original Dark Comedy Series COLD OPEN FADE IN: INT. MERCY GENERAL HOSPITAL — CARDIAC ICU — NIGHT Fluorescent lights hum with the particular cruelty of a place that never sleeps. Monitors beep in overlapping rhythms. The walls are that specific shade of institutional green that says we gave up on you before you arrived. A pair of hands — steady, practiced — press a defibrillator to a man’s chest. ...

WIPEOUT JEOPARDY “What Is This Place?” Created by [Original Work] A Dark Comedy Series FADE IN: COLD OPEN INT. TELEVISION STUDIO — STAGE — CONTINUOUS A game show set. Except something is wrong. The set LOOKS like a standard trivia show — podiums, a board of categories, soft blue lighting, a live studio audience. But the categories on the board read: “THINGS YOU’VE DONE WRONG,” “PEOPLE WHO LEFT YOU,” “FINANCIAL DECISIONS,” and “YOUR BODY SPECIFICALLY.” ...

ZERO-DAY A Dark Comedy Series PILOT: “REFLECTED ATTACKS” FADE IN: COLD OPEN INT. MERIDIAN FEDERAL CREDIT UNION — SERVER ROOM — 2:47 AM Humming. The beautiful, indifferent humming of rack-mounted servers. Blue LED status lights pulse like sleeping heartbeats. Everything is fine. Everything is always fine at 2:47 AM. SUPER: “The average time it takes an organization to detect a data breach: 197 days.” SUPER: “The average time it takes Karen in Accounting to forward a phishing email: 4 seconds.” ...