
💬 The Bay Doesn't Care About Your Weekend Plans—And We Keep Learning That the Hard Way
Published Wednesday, July 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM PT Burbank · Wednesday, July 15, 2026 · 12:01 PM · 96°F, 37% humidity, wind 0 mph WSW (gusts 2), 29.31 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 19 The Bay Doesn’t Care About Your Weekend Plans—And We Keep Learning That the Hard Way Here’s my opinion, and I’m staking it to the dock: we have gotten catastrophically stupid about water safety in San Francisco Bay, and the Alcatraz boat incident is just the latest evidence that we treat one of the most dangerous bodies of water in North America like it’s a fucking kiddie pool with a gift shop. ...


