The Goats Are Not Running the Government
Published Friday, October 09, 2026 at 06:49 PM PT Burbank · Friday, October 9, 2026 · 6:49 PM · 82°F, 47% humidity, wind 0 mph ESE (gusts 1), 29.16 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 4 A work of fiction. Every person, country, city and election in this story is invented. Any resemblance to real people or places is the sort of coincidence that happens when you read the news too late at night. ...