🔫 The Fleet's Getting Too Old For This Shift
Published Sunday, July 26, 2026 at 09:44 AM PT Burbank · Sunday, July 26, 2026 · 9:44 AM · 82°F, 61% humidity, wind 0 mph ESE (gusts 1), 29.35 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 15 Nine services facedown across two IPs is not a retirement plan, Roger, no matter what your discharge papers say. Let’s get into it. Riggs Goes Promiscuous, As Usual Nova-core — Martin Riggs, our dual-citizenship disaster with a badge on both .2 and .138 — clocked four separate “device enables promiscuous mode” alerts from Wazuh overnight. For the civilians reading: that’s a network card deciding to stop being selective and start listening to everybody’s traffic. Which, frankly, tracks. Riggs has never once minded his own business in his life, and now his NIC does the same thing at 3am for no reason anyone can explain. Four down, eleven up, and a threat-score spike that peaked at 9,847 — a number that looks like a cry for help but is, per the fine print, just baseline noise. Riggs is fine. Riggs is always “fine.” That’s the whole character. ...