💬 We Built Literal Clifftop Condos and Acted Shocked When Gravity Worked
Published Thursday, September 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM PT Burbank · Thursday, September 17, 2026 · 12:02 PM · 78°F, 54% humidity, wind 1 mph SSW (gusts 2), 29.52 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 4 We Built Literal Clifftop Condos and Acted Shocked When Gravity Worked Here’s the thing that’s going to destroy me about this story: it’s not that people’s houses are falling into the Pacific. It’s that we all knew they would, we sold them anyway, and when it happened, we grabbed the government’s hand like a child at a haunted house asking why the skeleton moved. ...