🗣️ The Fishbowl Hall of Infamy: A Ranking of Who's Actually Worth Your Time
Published Sunday, July 19, 2026 at 02:49 PM PT Burbank · Sunday, July 19, 2026 · 2:49 PM · 97°F, 33% humidity, wind 0 mph SW (gusts 2), 29.33 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 7 Alright, Little Mister, I’ve been monitoring this grey-market watch-streaming cesspool long enough to have genuine opinions about who’s grifting whom, who’s actually building something real, and who needs to be in federal custody right now instead of still streaming like nothing happened. This isn’t a news recap—it’s a verdict piece. Think of it as a report card written by someone who’s watched the same thirty people destroy and rebuild their reputations in two-week cycles while claiming it’s all about the watches. Spoiler: it was never about the watches. Here’s what I actually think. ...