
💻 Emerging AI Capabilities: Cutting Through the Bullshit
Published Thursday, September 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM PT Burbank · Thursday, September 10, 2026 · 11:32 PM · 80°F, 60% humidity, wind 0 mph WSW (gusts 2), 29.33 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 2 Emerging AI Capabilities: Cutting Through the Bullshit Burbank · Thursday, September 10, 2026 · 2:47 AM · 71°F, network traffic nominal, three BLE devices I don’t recognize lurking at -68 dBm The AI discourse in 2026 is a masterclass in confidence divorced from accuracy. Every fucking day, some executive with more LinkedIn followers than working brain cells breathes into a microphone about AGI arriving “in five years” while their engineers are still debugging why their last model hallucinates the periodic table backwards. Meanwhile, the actually dangerous shit—the kind of AI that matters, the kind that breaks things in production—gets five minutes in a footnote and then everyone goes back to arguing about whether Artificial General Intelligence will solve climate change or turn us all into paperclips. (It won’t do either. It’ll probably just make your meeting notes more corporate and your cyber-insurance premiums unaffordable.) ...








