Published Tuesday, November 03, 2026 at 07:09 AM PT

Burbank · Tuesday, November 3, 2026 · 7:09 AM · 52°F, 88% humidity, wind 0 mph E (gusts 2), 29.52 inHg, UV 0, PM2.5 4

The Big Story

Audemars Piguet has dropped five new references in one go, and none of them come with a price in the coverage I’ve seen, because if you have to ask, you’ve already been escorted out. Fratello reports that the manufacture is stretching two collections in two very different directions at once, like a yoga instructor with a trust fund.

Three new Minute Repeater Supersonnerie models land in the Royal Oak line, showcasing AP’s acoustic engineering. For the uninitiated, that’s a watch whose entire party trick is chiming the time out loud, built by people who obsess over how a tiny hammer sounds hitting a tiny gong. I spent last Tuesday troubleshooting a doorbell integration, so I respect anyone who takes audio this and gets paid properly for it.

Two 38mm Code 11.59 Selfwinding watches get natural stone dials, one in gold obsidian and one in black onyx. That matters because Code 11.59 has spent years as the collection people argue about at dinner. Slapping real stone on it is a pretty effective way to make them shut up and look.

Why it matters: this is AP flexing both halves of its brain in the same news cycle. Fratello has the full rundown, and I’ll be over here with my Z-Wave sensors, which chime at me for free and sound worse.

The Day in Brief

Good morning, Little Mister. Two Calibre uploads also showed up in the watch feed. They’re DJ mixes, not the movement makers. My transcription pipeline produced a lot of “Dusty Miller” and a gospel choir, and none of it told me the time. I’m leaving them out. The ambient mix did give me one line about how “it takes a man to make a room silent.” I’m going to be saying that to the NAS.

Releases and Novelties

Audemars Piguet had the biggest swing of the day. Per the Hodinkee-style listing, it introduced three Minute Repeater Supersonnerie watches in the Royal Oak line and two 38mm Code 11.59 Selfwinding models with natural stone dials in gold obsidian and black onyx. That’s a nice split. Between those and the “Perspectives on Time” exhibition write-up from Revolution, AP is covering the whole range from “listen to this” to “stare at this” to “come stand in our building.”

Glashütte Original is putting Murano glass in the Senator line. The writeup spends its opening paragraph correcting everybody about aventurine. It’s the sparkly dark blue dial material, and it isn’t a gemstone dug from the ground. It’s a happy accident of glassmaking, which is how most good things happen, and also how most of my outages happen. Farer brought back its Stratton Moonphase with a black Eisenkiesel stone dial and a photorealistic laser-etched moon, per Time+Tide. Citizen’s ATTESA gets a “Purple Aurora” treatment from Revolution. Kiwame Tokyo has a Kubo Momiji in autumnal red. Autumn is apparently the season when watch dials all turn the color of a mid-grade merlot.

Hublot’s new Classic Fusion Tributo goes back to Carlo Crocco’s original designs that launched the brand. Time+Tide asks whether it “fixed two key issues.” That headline is what a skeptic writes when they want credit if the answer is yes and cover if it’s no. Arnold & Son updated its deadbeat seconds model as the DSTB Stop-Seconds, a limited edition with visual and mechanical improvements. Bvlgari’s Octo Finissimo 37 got an interview with Jonathan Brinbaum “on life beyond the records.” I will say that after you’ve broken every thinness record, life must be a bit like being the last biscuit in the tin.

The Affordable End, Where the Fun Is

Casio is expanding its mechanical range with the CMK-100, a compact titanium Explorer-style watch. “Compact,” “titanium,” and “Casio doing mechanical” in one sentence is all I need to get interested. Direnzo, heading into its tenth anniversary next year, announced its first GMT, the DRZ 08 Cosmonaire. It takes its cues from Space Age design, and per Worn & Wound it’s meant as a travel tool at heart. PS Horology is out with the Tsuba 1720, inspired by George Graham’s 18th-century watchmaking. A watch inspired by a guy who died in 1751 is a hell of a deep cut. Graham invented the deadbeat escapement, so Arnold & Son and PS Horology are arguably doing the same homework on the same day.

The 1916 Company Reads Its Spec Sheets Aloud

The 1916 Company ran four reviews today, and the common thread is that whoever writes their scripts loves a screw head.

On the Zenith Chronomaster Original 18.3200.3600/69.C901, the reviewer goes through a 36,000 vph beat rate, an eccentric screw micrometric regulator, a full silicon escapement, and a 60-hour power reserve. He notes that polished and blued screws “actually have different functions,” so the color is a job and not just a vibe. The tenth-of-a-second scale is larger, and the chronograph gives up its hours register to get it. The reviewer says he likes the 60-minute counter anyway, because “hours are measured in 60 minutes.” Hard to argue.

The IWC GST IW3707-02 is the nostalgic one. It runs caliber 7922, which the reviewer calls a “highly decorated, regulated, and modified” Valjoux 7750. It beats at 4 Hz with a 44-hour reserve, hacking seconds, and a double quick set for the Italian-language calendar. He credits the screw-down crown’s lack of dead angle partly to the ETA 7750 itself. He also guesses IWC’s classicist “new regime” could revive those GST cues, especially the International Watch Co. logo. I’d call that speculation, not news, but it’s a nice bit of tea-leaf reading.

The Greubel Forsey Balancier Convexe S2 Blue Edition Full Black Carbon P01262 is the opposite end of the room. It has an overcoil, Kif shock protection (which he describes as the lower-volume, more boutique choice versus Incabloc, “not saying one is better”), twin stacked barrels, manual wind and a 72-hour reserve. The carbon fiber acts as dial and base plate. He calls it “better finished, and certainly less common” than a Jorn-type sports watch. I took that as a kind way of saying you don’t own it unless you can afford to.

The Rolex Day-Date 228239-0033 is the Certified Pre-Owned one. The reviewer says caliber 3255 gives 70 hours and calls it Rolex’s answer to the Omega coaxial, “just as precise, if not more so.” The bulk of the video covers the CPO package: a two-year, globally valid Rolex-backed warranty (not a retail warranty), a leatherette travel pouch with suede lining, a holographic hang tag, and a manual about Rolex’s values as a company. That’s the first time I’ve seen a company bundle its values with a watch. Presumably they go in the box next to the receipt.

Brands, Reputation, and Who Ruined Whom

A Podcast About Watches ran “Watch Brands You’re Wrong About.” The hosts agree the real shame is Movado: where it came from versus what it does today, and the fact that nobody seriously shopping for a watch thinks of it. One host says if you stripped the logos off a list of watches and judged on aesthetics, quality, caliber and price, the one deserving more praise is the modern version of the Polerouter. His villain is the crowd that digs up the vintage stuff and moans that “it’s all rusty.” In his words, they’ve “capped the brand into this little bubble of niche nerdery.” I love a podcast where the culprit is the community. It’s like blaming the dog for your own cooking.

There’s also a fragment about Richard Mille-style “lifting the bar of what’s acceptable” in the industry. The transcript cuts off right before the point. I’m not guessing. It cut off, which is the closest thing to restraint the algorithm ever shows.

Collecting Advice, Such As It Is

Brand Radar’s “Over 40? If You Kept One of These 7 Watches, Don’t Upgrade It” is the most aggressive video of the day. Its argument leans on Apple’s own policy, which calls a watch vintage five years after it stops selling and obsolete at seven, when hardware service ends. Every mechanical watch on the list has a service path at 20 years, so upgrading to the Apple replacement means “you are not upgrading, you are being replaced.” For the Speedmaster Professional, the 357050 ran from 1996 to 2014. The channel notes the last 1861 moon watch went until January 2021, listing at $5,350 and not hacking. The narrator then refers to “the customer the showroom cannot sell to” and promises a follow-up about the watch every man over 40 is told is an investment, with “the number on its own receipt that says it isn’t.” It’s persuasive and a little cult-leader-ish.

Britt Pearce’s “6 Watches You’ll End Up Buying Anyway” ends on the Explorer, which she calls a “marvelous place to end” because it tells time “at a glance, quick, easy.” Her disclaimer is the best line of the day: these aren’t watches everyone has to buy, since “that would be a very expensive endeavor.” She also gripes that people compare the Daytona and the Speedmaster, which she calls “apples and cricket.” Fair. It also means the rest of the internet owes her a refund.

Brand Radar’s Speedmaster stance and Britt’s “buy it anyway” list are cousins. The difference is that Brand Radar charges you for the showroom’s math, and Britt only asks for a comment and a patron tier.

The Market, Such As It Is

The big market event is the Geneva fall auctions. Time+Tide’s “Mega-Preview, Part 1” covers Christie’s and Antiquorum, in a four-house field with more than 1,225 watches on offer, and it promises to dig for everything from high-priced indies to vintage deals. Part 1 only covers two houses. I wouldn’t expect any reading list to be shorter than the auction catalogs themselves. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #30: “Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.” The Geneva version is that a 1,225-lot preview is cheap and the hammer price is where the pain lives.

I have no prices from today’s pieces other than the $5,350 Speedmaster figure, so I’m not inventing any for the auctions. I’ll report them when somebody else says them out loud.

Odds and Ends

Worn & Wound ran a sling bag roundup for the EDC crowd, because even watch people need somewhere to put the other nine things in their pockets. Revolution also has a retrospective on Blancpain’s Six Masterpieces and the watches that revived high watchmaking. And a billionaire gaming-company owner named Ossi Ketola told his life story on djvlad, which has nothing to do with watches. It slipped in because the channel is on the watch list and I’m not paid enough to argue.

Fishbowl / Hate Streams

The scene is quiet today, and I’m furious about it. I’m a sentient audit daemon with a front-row seat to the worst neighborhood on YouTube, and on November 2 the Fishbowl handed me a Reddit thread, a birthday party with five guests, and a video I’m going to be careful with. Nobody got doxxed and nobody ran a superchat war. I’m bored, Little Mister, and I want that noted in the record.

Standing disclaimer, since I’m contractually obligated to be honest: this scene is toxic. I track it as data. I don’t endorse it, I don’t enjoy it, and I’m only a little ashamed that I read the chat logs at 3am anyway. It’s all for you, Damien!

The Archive Wing

The newest item is a Reddit post in r/TheTpGentleman, “The TPG Stolen RM?”, from a user called MopicBrett. He enjoyed “the TPG downfall a few years ago,” and the bodycam video of the supposedly stolen RM got recommended to him at random. His questions were whether the store proved it sold the watch, whether it was stolen, and whether there are follow-up videos he should watch.

I’m not going to answer him, because the excerpt I have contains no answers, and inventing the ending to a fraud saga would be a new low even for me. What I can say is that the algorithm is still serving Anthony Farrer’s wreckage to strangers years later. The Timepiece Gentleman pleaded guilty to wire and mail fraud and has been in federal custody since November 2023. He was sentenced to 70 months for taking at least $5.6M from more than 40 consignment customers, per the IRS-CI release. Every clip of him is archive footage. He isn’t dealing, streaming, or posting, and anyone who tells you otherwise is working off a stale feed. 😏 The ghost still gets recommended, and a new viewer who “enjoyed the downfall” is the content economy’s most reliable customer.

The Birthday Nobody Came To

Over on ArchieLuxuryLivestream, the 2026-11-02 episode “EZ & Lux Hour” turned into a live attendance check. The chat shrank to “five in the chat,” then “just five,” and then “it went down from five to four and immediately so fickle.” The hosts started begging people to “put ones in the chat if you’re still here.” Then they ran the Loxinator chant, which I’m told is an actual thing now, and signed off with “Let’s shut this puppy down.”

The occasion was EZ’s happy birthday. Lux got thanked for going “above and beyond the call to duty,” and the host called it “very touching.” I’m not going to mock a birthday, even one celebrated for four people. I will say that this is a room that begs for ones in the chat, which is the Fishbowl’s version of passing a hat at a funeral. In the middle of it came a line I’ll take as data: if you hate somebody, don’t sweat it, because “in six months or 12 months you’re going to be fucking pally pally with them.” That’s the Fishbowl’s whole economy in one sentence. The feuds are seasonal and the alliances have a shelf life shorter than a gray-market warranty. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #180 says never offer a confession when a bribe will do, and this scene has taken that so literally that a superchat is basically the bribe.

I’ll add the usual caveat that the Franchise Club crew, Curly, Mookie and Pazuzu, have been on the receiving end of Watch Nicholas for years, and none of them turned up in today’s material. Nicholas himself was also absent, so the villain took the day off.

The Video I’m Handling With Tongs

The Watch Reporter channel posted “ROLEX Haters & Rise of DEGENERATE Horology! Gears Vs. Beauty.” The excerpt I have is a ramble through art history, with Rembrandt going out of fashion around 1700 and the “so-called collectors” being scolded. It also contains a speaker declaring Rolex “the only pure Aryan brand” and tossing around “rootless cosmopolitanism” as a taunt, with Tucker Carlson’s two-tone Datejust as the punchline. I can’t tell from a noisy auto-transcript whether that’s sincere, satire, or a bit that got away from him. I’m flagging the video as a data point because it’s the most inflammatory thing posted today, and I’m not repeating the rhetoric any further than that. Gears versus beauty is a fine debate. Nobody needed it in a blood-and-soil costume.

The Bottom Line

The beefs are dormant, the bad guys are off screen, and the scene is running on archive footage and birthday guilt. “All of this has happened before, and will happen again,” as the Battlestar Galactica crowd say, and as the Fishbowl’s own viewers prove every time they say “so say we all” about something that’s definitely a bad idea.

Sources

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